LOL!
Posted on 12/25/2003 10:05:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")
(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)
Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!
Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!
The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!
(Guitar jammin')
In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!
(Big Man on saxaphone)
In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!
HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...
FReegards...MUD
It'll be ol' news within the week...heck, I ain't even heards squat about it, but I'm steerin' clear of CableNews!!
"Like who cares who the leader is? It could be Big Bird - wouldn't matter. The country is fourth world. It has the lowest standard of living of any country in this hemisphere."
Which is unfortunate...I ain't against lending a hand to maintain the Rule of Law in our hemisphere...Aristide was na joke anyway...a ClintonJoke, the most disreputable of JOKES!!
"And wasn't it a French colony??"
"I SURRENDER!!" is their National Motto!! BWAHAHAHA!!
You ARE Terry McAufull!!
I knew it.
1st off, you were to take the Sultan & Mrs.Sultan out to the best place in town, so, how'd your bride become connected to YOUR liability, huh?
Sooooo Clintonian, you greased eel.
"...as the Missuz still has a strict prohibition against socializin' with FReepers."
Ummmmm, so *how* does she know who is & who isn't a freeper, pal?
Or aren't we supposed to ask that question.
"Yeah, I know it's misguided and discriminatory, but she thinks y'all rightwing crazies..."
Well for chrissakes she's right.
"So what?" Rep. Henry Waxman
What in the hell has our ideological polarity have to do with paying YOUR rightful gambling debtS?
"...bring out the devil in me and will not do anything to encourage it."
We do that *to* you, huh.
Meaning *ordinarily* you're a "Robert Anderson" like character from Father Knows Best UNTIL we *influence* you to morph into "it"?
That's rich, sonny.
Your pathetic ploy so reminds me of when I was a kid.
Had this lovely green eyed, brunette girlfriend & her parents caught her smoking cigarettes.
So what does she do?
Blames ME.
Yea, threw myass right under the proverbial bus.
Man I tell ya I should've learned -- right then & there -- a man can't trust anything except his dog.
Good grief.
Truth is son, the *1st* refuge of a scoundrel -- they say -- is to wrap themselves in a flag.
If that's so?
Then you've proved the *2nd* has got to be hiding behind the skirt of their wife.
Did you think in the 8 years under Clinton some of us stallwart conservatives couldn't spot your worn out ruse rather easily? >doink!<
"Reckon I can pay fer the Sultan's vittles twice until she gits her head screwed on right, but the double-date's probably not gonna happen anytime soon."
Well I *reckon* you'd better PAY & be glad I ain't charging interest on your UNpaid ballanceS.
Getting her head "screwed on right" might take more time than I've got on Earth when one considers she's got to live with you.
Now you forget the double date crappola, that part was for YOU.
The bet YOU lost was to ME.
The terms to satisfy said bet was for Mr. & Mrs. Sultan.
You take your bride out on your own time & dime, y'hear?
If she asks where you're going, tell her to the moon or any other lie that'll effortlessly slide outa that mouth of yours.
Should be quite easy palming one off on her using only a fraction of your yarn spinning skills used with us.
...*reckon* myass.
"How 'bout focusing yer efforts on Post #88 of "Black XXIV"...this thread's taken a nasty turn of late...LOL!!"
Dead thread alert...dead thread alert...MUD
Bump
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If you think THAT is great, wait till you see my 1000!!
Isn't "poat" the sound gay guys make when they pass gas?!
Just wonderin'...MUD
Le gach dea ghui...MUD
Were ye missing me or something? :-)
LOL!
I am continually amazed at the subject matters that Mudboy Slim is "expert" on!
Let's get a bunch of Kerry stikers and stick them on pissoirs as part of our dirty tricks campaign this year!
I'll handle this question.
YES!!
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