Black XXIII: "Dubyuh's Stand!!"

The MudCave (Festive Holiday Edition) | 25 December 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's Stand!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland")

(Mudboy on pie-anny...somebody strokin' the fiddle....gently!!)

Our soldiers'll have their Homecoming...in DeeCee, 'cuz it's Right!!
And the DemonRats'll queue their DeanMachine...but we're ready fer the Fight!!
Braindead Libs frettin' 'gainst what's Good and our God...
Left promotes Fear...their loss's the Country's gain!!
The Rats fight 'gainst our own...seditious stance...
Dem Lib'rals, they lust fer Power like Ol' France...
But can't escape Bill Clinton's scum stain!!

Well, that Ashcroft Lawman runs 'bout "flamin'" not chasing the RATS or Ol' Slick Willie!!
And the Libs round here look just like shadows...always scair't of takin' stands!!
FReep the churches...give RATS Hell!! FReedom is the A.N.S.W.E.R. fer the World!!
Patriots, join our band...Join in Dubyuh's Stand!!

The FReeper gang's assembled...Forum's a rendezvous fer the Right!!
They'll meet `neath that giant Exxon sign that brings this fair DeeCee's blight!!
Folks, there's an opera out on the Turnpike
Fer less Guv'ment, we in the RightWing shall rally!!
Then the Limbaugh troops--DittoHeads--join our holy fight!!
The street's alive as secret debts are paid
Contacts made, they vanished unseen
Kids flash guitars just like switch-blades hustling for the record machine
The hungry and the hunted...explode into rock'n'roll bands
That face off against each other out in the street...Join George Dubyuh's Stand!!

(Guitar jammin')

In Left's Medyuh Pit, the luminaries fret 'cuz they ain't the rage.
My FRiends, the "Hate Bush" dweebs are out there...but their Hatred is the Brain-Dead Way!!
Power-hungry Lib'rals struggle 'gainst our Country...
Desperate as the Right moves on...RATS're kooks but they'll splinter, then they're gone!!

(Big Man on saxaphone)

In DeeCee City, Bold Hearts FReep...
Soul engines running through a night so tender
in a bedroom locked In whispers of soft...refusal and then surrender
in the tunnels uptown The Rat's own dream guns him down
as shots echo down them hallways in the night
No one watches when the ambulance pulls away
Or as the girl shuts out the bedroom light
Outside the street's on fire in a real death waltz
Between what's flesh and what's fantasy
and the poets down here Don't write nothing at all,
they just stand back and let it all be
And in the quick of a knife they reach for their moment
And try to make an honest stand
Left'll wind up wounded...BigGuv'ment's DEAD!!
The Right is Dubyuh's Land!!

HOOOOOOOO-HOOOOOOOO....woah-ah-woaaah...woah-ah-woaaaahhh...

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

THIS!!

Distractions, distractions...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Drive!!"
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")

Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of...
RATS' Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!

Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Willie seemed to have a Faint,
Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making Slick squeeeeeeal!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Oh yes I...decide to waiver my
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!

Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way...
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that
When we fight to win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' Slime!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...

Excellent song, mis amigos!!

FReegards...MUD

115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"It appears that close to 99.9% of the responders on this thread are thrilled with the President’s appointment of William Pryor to the Eleventh Circuit Court of Appeals. Some of you are qualifying your responses with statements like, ‘Yes, I know he prosecuted Roy Moore, and I am a Moore supporter, but we have to get beyond that.’ I probably won’t have to say this to those of you who bother to read beyond this sentence, but I am livid. Capital ‘L’ livid. And I will no doubt once again find in my private mailbox another dozen or two private replies calling me all manner of names because I am not falling into lockstep behind something the President has done. But here, once again, is my obviously unpopular opinion: This is not the kind of man we want in a federal judgeship."

FWIW, I believe you are drawing too hard a line on this appointment, Joanie, this Roy Moore Ordeal was orchestrated by Judge Moore and I don't think he minded Prytor's actions one iota.

"Does the fact that Pryor may be anti-abortion or anti-gun control (both of which I agree with him on) over-ride anything else he may do?"

Personally, I believe it's highly congruous to be both anti-abortion and anti-gun control, whilke simultaneously believing folks shouldn't feel obliged to post their own religious views sooooo prominently in the public square. I seriously doubt Judge Pryor is anti-Religion.

"I believe that the most insidious force at work in our republic today is the effort to remove any vestige of God from the national consciousness – because the Constitution, and all of American law, is based on Biblical foundations. To destroy the rule of law, you must destroy its foundations and remove from positions of public trust (such as Chief Justice of the Alabama Supreme Court) public servants (such as Judge Roy Moore) by demanding that they no longer publicly acknowledge God. The agenda is to separate Christians, and Constitutional scholars, from citizenship at its highest levels."

WOW, my FRiend, I really hope you are overstating the case, 'cuz the libertarian in me is thinking we don't need the Federal Guv'ment to be drilling the proper Judeo-Christian ideals into my head, I know where to go to get my fill of that!!

"William Pryor has been a willing participant in that movement."

An anti-religion movement?! I beg to differ, my FRiend.

"And to anyone who believes that such an opinion amounts to being a simple, one-issue thinker, I say: I don’t consider the removal of God from my nation’s history, classrooms, courtrooms, legislature, public squares, and national consciousness as being one issue. It is an insidious movement that affects every aspect of our society and culture. It has a carcinogenic imprint on every other issue that we believe relevant to our survival as a nation.

The Glory of God still resonates in our history, our classrooms--NAY--our legislatures, our public squares, and our national consciousness, imho. I'm all fer School Chgoice wherein folks can send their kids to schools that reinforce their religious teachings, but the rest of those items relate to non-Federally-mandated activities that I' d really rather the Federal Leviathan steered clear of!!

"I watched a significant portion of the video of Chief Justice Moore’s hearing before the Alabama Supreme Court. William Pryor, the supposed conservative, Constitution-upholding Attorney General of the state of Alabama was charged with the prosecution of Judge Moore. I suppose one could say that Pryor was ‘only doing his job’ (an amoral excuse for cowardice of principle that has snaked its way down through the centuries)"...LOL, yer a very harsh taskmaster, ma'am... Let’s for a moment accept that excuse – that he had no choice but to funnel his efforts into removing the venerable and courageous Moore from the bench. Yet the manner in which he attempted to do so would have been entirely his choice. In his interrogation of Moore, Pryor repeatedly asked him, ‘If you are allowed to remain as Chief Justice, will you continue to publicly acknowledge God?’ Moore repeatedly answered this question with, ‘I must acknowledge God. My oath of office requires me to. The Constitution, which repeatedly acknowledges God itself, requires me to. You acknowledged God here this very morning in this courtroom, by speaking His name, and invoking His blessings on these proceedings, in your own opening prayer.’

Awww-right, I'm sympathetic to Judge Moore's plight in this case, but I'm not prepared to throw Judge Pryor under the proverbial bus either.

"I would suspect that Pryor’s prosecution of Moore was an attempt to placate leftists."

Do you know this guy, joanie, or have you become overly cynical over the past months and years of fighting the good fight?

I'm not done responding, but I'll take a break fer now...MUD

[sultan88]

BOTH SIDES NOW
(Sung to the tune of "Both Sides Now by Judi Collins)

Yells and shells and gunners mates
A wartime boat, that was my fate
The sailors creed by heart I'd state,
I've looked at war that way.

But wounded thrice, I'm on the plane,
I soon hooked up with Hanoi Jane
My sailor's crew I called insane
And wrong in every way

I've looked at war from both sides now
I hated vets and still somehow
my tales in Nam I will recall
I really don't know war at all

Guns and bombs and poison gas
But war they hate in Boston, Mass
so Gulf War One it would not pass
If all did vote my way

Hussein he fell in one attack
That's one vote that I would love back
So Gulf War Two I switched my tack
and voted yes that day

And so I've voted both sides now
yes and no and still somehow
Attack the war I have the gall
I really don't know truth at all

155 posted on 02/20/2004 9:37:53 PM EST by Our man in washington

[sultan88]

Our man in washington is very talented, doncha think??

[Mudboy Slim]

Who's Judi Collins?! Is this a show tune?! CM, we got show tunes here!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Cosmic Justice!!"

"Could not find anybody named 'Cosmic Justice!!'

HOO wouldda thunk...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Good fortune and misfortune take effect through perseverance. The tao of heaven and earth becomes visible through perseverance. The tao of sun and moon becomes bright through perseverance. All movements under heaven become uniform through perseverance.

15. Confucianism. I Ching, Great Commentary 2.1.5

Hmmmm....MUD

[sultan88]

"Who's Judi Collins?! Is this a show tune?! CM, we got show tunes here!!"

UNBELIEVABLE response.

MoJo, can you provide our FRiend here with the tune to this classic from the early 70's?

[Mudboy Slim]

"But wounded thrice, I'm on the plane,
I soon hooked up with Hanoi Jane
My sailor's crew I called insane
And wrong in every way

I've looked at war from both sides now
I hated vets and still somehow
my tales in Nam I will recall
I really don't know war at all"

That really is good, even as straight poetry...MUD

[Our man in washington]

Thanks for the kind words!

What's scary about Kerry ("scary Kerry"--hmmm, gotta remember that one) is that he's flip-flopped so many times that it might not be that hard to write more verses.

I didn't know what this thread was about before. Lots of talent here. You all have written some good stuff.

[Mudboy Slim]

Truth be told, we still haven't figgered out what this thread is all about either, but we keep on sharing ideas and welcome yers whenever you feel like sharing!!

I do like yer lyrics, just would prefer to read them along with the original tune. FReegards...MUD

[Our man in washington]

I think the tune is available here:

http://www.freekaraoke.com/cgi-bin/songdir/jump.cgi?ID=223

[Mudboy Slim]

"Come Together!!"
(To be sung to the Beatles' "Come Together")

Here comes the RightWing...We been buildin' up slowly...
We got Dubyuh leadin'...got our troops a'rollin'!!
We got Rush on the Eee-eye-bee;
Mudboy Slim ain't jokin', Right's got RATS on their knees!!

Left fears the Righteous...Libs got whupped at the polls!!
RATS love RapistWillie...Slick kills little children!!
Left's all naive fools...braindead freaks.
One thing Right must tell Dems is folks gotzta be FRee!!
Come Together, Right NOW...in DeeCee!!

DemRATS're destructin'...Libs love Eeeee-vil Tyrants!!
Left's got zero morals...Left's RAT-spine's a crackin'!!
RATS got FReeped down becuz Right's FRee!!
Fight the A.N.S.W.E.R. Commies 'cuz we loathe Tyranny!!
Come together, Right NOW...help US FReep!!

Right!! Yo...

Keep rollin', Justice...we got Soddom runnin'!!
Next, git O. bin Laden and that bozo Clinton!!
We say, "One and one and one is three!!"
RATS think Slick's good-lookin', but in Jail, Slick Shall SQUEEEEEAL!!
Come together, Right NOW!! RE-IMPEACH!!

Oh...
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yeah!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yea-eah-eahh!!
Come together...yeah!!

Mudboy Slim

1 posted on 09/11/2003 12:03:46 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[FBD]

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe !

Schwarzenegger orders attorney general to take action on gay marriages

Elvis "America"
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[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

Black XXIV FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...tell you truth, though, the DemonRATS biggest problem in the upcoming elections ain't gays, it's John Kerry's unrepentant Lib'ralism!! Compared to Howie Dean, folks figgered he wasn't TOO far out there, but he's to the left of Dukakis and Teddy Kennedy!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Lib'rals!!"
(To be sung to the Rolling Stones' "Some Girls")

Lib'rals steal yer money...Lib'rals steal yer souls!!
Lib'rals just crave Power...o'er lives that ain't their own!!
Lib'rals love their "Programs"...Lib'rals love to TAX!!
Lib'rals, we give most our bread to...We won't ever git it back!!

Lib'rals they LOATHE Liberty...DemRATS, They Love POWER!!
Lib'rals hide behind children...each time they beg fer MORE!!

So give'em all YER money...Do Just What Yer Told!!
Left takes more'n half of what I own...
But it's Right who's doin' the Chores!!
BigGuv'ment takes yer money...Leftists Corrupt Yer Souls!!
Lib'rals tax the shirt off yer back...and tell ya "You a selfish louse!!"

Lib'rals, they love JessieJay...Sharpton, they're UncleToms!!
American Left wants everything in the World...They're all TAKE and Never GIVE!!
Medyuh Whore'd...They're ALL Sissies...I can't stand 'em on TeeVee no mo'!!
Sometimes I venture over to CNN fer just a look...but I end up barfin' in the stall!!

White RATS, they're pretty funny...They think that 'Life's Soooo Sad!!'
Black Libs...they just wanna blame the damned Right!!
Self-reliance, they can't Stand!!
Chi-Com Spies are so subtle...They got Slick on his knees!!
But the Right knows 'bout what Left's cookin'...They're all Enemies of the FREE!!
Give Libs all YER money...Give Libs all YER Gold!!
Bought me a house outside the City...I'll educate MY kids in my Home!!
Yeah...gonna VOTE Dem Leftists home...

LeftWing spreads manure...Lib'rals Are Corrupt!!
Lib'rals warp their children...look at Chelsea, she's such a DUNCE!!
Give Slick half YER money...we'll put Slick behind bars...
Re-Impeach Left's Boy, I say...WE'll CONVICT the Left's Biggest Star...then Laugh!!
Make Slick his cellmate's "honey"...make'im a Prison 'HO!!
Let's CONVICT Left's Evil, FReepers...first step's to VOTE Conservative...Let's Roll!!

Mudboy Slim


615 posted on 09/23/2002 1:52 PM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

800...MUD