EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED ON FREE REPUBLIC

Libertina | December 25, 2003 | Libertina

[Libertina]

I’ve been thinking about everything I’ve learned on FR. Now I know the meaning of:

1.BUMP
2.ROTFLOL
3.I know what Prayer Warriors do
4.I know that Canada is a place where we store our extra trees
5.I know How Many Freepers it takes to change a light bulb
6.I know a vanity when I see one ;)

What did you learn on FR that you needed to know in life?

[Brad’s Gramma]

OW!
OW!

That HURTS! Let GO! OUCH!!!!

Admin Mod!
Admin Mod!

John's HURTIN' ME!!!

hehe.......I pray, John, that this new year is GREAT to ya!
You're SUCH an important part of FR, you'll never ever know.

God bless ya!

[Brad’s Gramma]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[JohnHuang2]

Why, thank you ;-) Best wishes for the new year to you, too!

[Libertina]

Running to the Admin mod for protection, huh? LOL Funny, BG! :)

[stands2reason]

[MS.BEHAVIN]

LOL

You're so right!

;-)

Ms.B

[Brad’s Gramma]

Whoops

[Libertina]

You two! - I'm off to bed and will let you two wrestle it out :) Goodnite and sweet dreams everybody -
Merry, merry Christmas!
FRee Republic ROCKS!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Aw, quit yer belly achin' already!

Sheesh

Ms.B

[Libertina]

LOL I LOVE that "spy" graphic :) BUMP

[Brad’s Gramma]

Me? Fight with John? NEVER HAPPEN!!! (he's bigger than I am)

Ms.B? Shush yourSELF! :-)

OK.....I think, maybe, I might log off now. Honest.

What a forum, what a thread, what a day, what a country...and what a bunch of wonderful people! Nite all.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Good night Grammie!

Ms.B

[Libertina]

Nite, I just love all of you! :)

[MS.BEHAVIN]

Sweet dreams, Libertina!

Ms.B

[stands2reason]

Hey, now, not all dope-smokers are Libertarians. That's an inaccurate stereotype that is used to try to paint all dope-smokers with the same broad brush, and it's unfair.

[Brad’s Gramma]

I'm not here. Sorry. Sure wish I could respond to your posts but I've logged off.

[MS.BEHAVIN]

You been swapping yer meds around again?

Ms.B

[MEG33]

Great thread,Libertina.Thank you for posting it!

[Lazamataz]

Just pushin' Bentleys and doublin' Platinum (gosh that makes me feel old).

Ah yes. I remember that. That was when Free Republic was a mere message-based forum, instead of the multinational news corporation it is now.

A troll wandered into the forum, and started making no sense. I had remembered an odd little couplet: "Doubling platinum and pushing Bently's" ... and with a nice diet coke by my side, went nuts:

Your problem be, you ain't been bubblin' and glistenin' on em. YOU GOT TO BE BOVINE BUBBLIN'! You got to be bovine bubbling and glistening on em till you be doublin' platinum. Platinum be doubling on cadmium. Platinum be bubblin' and glistenin' on em. You problem be, you ain't been pushin' no Bently's like Steve Forbes be pushin. You pushing Mercedes. You pushin' Mercedes and Mercedes be doublin' Pentium on em. Pat Buchanan be pushin' Mercedes, and he bubblin' and glistenin' on em. He doublin' platinum by bubblin' and glistenin' on em. He doublin' platinum by pushin' Mercedes. Steve Forbes ain't doubling platinum, he pushing Bently's on em.

The troll was struck mute, and was banned a short time later. Such is the power of Bubblin' and Glistenin' on em.

[JohnHuang2]

G'nite, my friend; sleep well :-)