Ah yes. I remember that. That was when Free Republic was a mere message-based forum, instead of the multinational news corporation it is now.
A troll wandered into the forum, and started making no sense. I had remembered an odd little couplet: "Doubling platinum and pushing Bently's" ... and with a nice diet coke by my side, went nuts:
Your problem be, you ain't been bubblin' and glistenin' on em. YOU GOT TO BE BOVINE BUBBLIN'! You got to be bovine bubbling and glistening on em till you be doublin' platinum. Platinum be doubling on cadmium. Platinum be bubblin' and glistenin' on em. You problem be, you ain't been pushin' no Bently's like Steve Forbes be pushin. You pushing Mercedes. You pushin' Mercedes and Mercedes be doublin' Pentium on em. Pat Buchanan be pushin' Mercedes, and he bubblin' and glistenin' on em. He doublin' platinum by bubblin' and glistenin' on em. He doublin' platinum by pushin' Mercedes. Steve Forbes ain't doubling platinum, he pushing Bently's on em.
The troll was struck mute, and was banned a short time later. Such is the power of Bubblin' and Glistenin' on em.