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1 posted on 12/15/2003 1:05:06 PM PST by yankeedame
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We need to put out a APB on Richard Geere. Oh wait, those were gerbils. Never mind.
2 posted on 12/15/2003 1:06:02 PM PST by exile (Exile - Helen Thomas tried to lure me into her Gingerbread House.)
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ELF strikes again.
3 posted on 12/15/2003 1:06:29 PM PST by .cnI redruM (Perhaps I shouldn't use the words overblown and Clinton in the same sentence.)
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Viking Kitty denies any knowledge of the incident.
4 posted on 12/15/2003 1:07:19 PM PST by Larry Lucido
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No doubt the work of demorats freeing their brothers and sisters.
5 posted on 12/15/2003 1:09:12 PM PST by freeangel (freeangel)
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"...the mice do not "present a danger to the public" but urge anyone who finds a discarded cage not to touch it..."

Somehow, I think they may be trying to avoid a general PANIC!

6 posted on 12/15/2003 1:09:21 PM PST by theDentist (Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
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Police say the mice do not "present a danger to the public" but urge anyone who finds a discarded cage not to touch it but to inform the police.

Oh yeah, if you do touch it and you die a horrible death writhing in pain....don't tell us we didn't warn you.

7 posted on 12/15/2003 1:09:56 PM PST by AreaMan
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They are easy to spot. Wearing little red shorts, white gloves and yellow shoes.
8 posted on 12/15/2003 1:14:12 PM PST by Lee Heggy (An erection is not personal growth)
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Police say the mice do not "present a danger to the public" but urge anyone who finds a discarded cage not to touch it but to inform the police.

If you DO touch the cage, please contact FBI Special Agent Fox Mulder for information.
10 posted on 12/15/2003 1:50:20 PM PST by Arkinsaw (What LSU game? Huh? No idea what you are talking about.)
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Maybe if they would label everything "Bubonic Plague" the morons would leave them alone.
14 posted on 12/15/2003 2:44:51 PM PST by midwestmidnight
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Someone with a lot of constrictors to feed? maybe Hillary?
15 posted on 12/15/2003 3:22:32 PM PST by Terriergal (Psalm 11: 3 "When the foundations are being destroyed, what can the righteous do?")
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Rodents are lots of fun to stick in pockets.
Particularly when said pockets do not belong to you :D

Just think, someone walks by you and then a fuzzy little face is looking up at you...
18 posted on 12/15/2003 3:55:56 PM PST by Saturnalia (My name is Matt Foley and I live in a VAN down by the RIVER.)
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