(Get it? No L. Noel. Is this clever, or what!)
This thing is part button and part puzzle. At first glance, nobody knows what the heck it means. But once they stare at it for a while, they should figure out that it says "Noel."
We've tested this button on the Radix, Hondo, and Texas Cowboy. Radix and Hondo got it after a few hints. Texas Cowboy got it right away, but he forgot where he left his chaps & cowboy boots.
Think how much fun it'll be to wear this button and challenge everyone else to decipher the holiday message.
Or how 'bout some "Sushi Candy"?
If you have an urge to eat some raw fish, go to a Japanese restaurant
If you have an urge to eat some Sushi Candy, imported from Japan, you've come to the right place!
Each sushi box contains 13 pieces of realistic looking Sushi (candy). It even comes with a little pair of chopsticks! Ms Bentfeather just loves this stuff. (Probably because it doesn't really taste like fish--it's candy!!)
Lookin for something for a Nature Lover
NATURE'S PLATFORM TOILET-SQUATTING DEVICE
Western Civilization has produced many bad things. Nuclear weapons. Pollution. Tom Kow's Burkas. But for sheer devastation, none of these can compare with the damage that has been done by these commodes.
That is correct. If you, like millions of other Western individuals, are using the so-called ''modern'' style of toilet that a person sits directly on, then we have one word for you, and that word is: "potential health problems.''
According to North Carolina inventor John Jacob Jingle Himmer Smith, doing your bodily business in the sitting position could possibly cause appendicitis, bad breath, baldness, PMS, and (it goes without saying) gas. After reading Mr. Smith's damning indictment, we found ourselves suspecting that Western-style toilets might also play a major role in global warming.
Is there a solution? You bet your internal organs there is! And, as luck would have it, Mr. Smith is the man who invented it. Nature's Platform is a folding device that you set up around your toilet bowl. When nature calls (''HEY YOU!'') you simply climb up onto this platform and squat, as humanity did for millions of healthy years before we here in the West got on this crazy ''modern'' kick, with our fancy sit-down commodes and our indoor plumbing.
If you have ever attempted to use a restroom in Asia, you know that they use the squatting method over there. This is why you never heard them complain about having PMS. Or maybe you did. It's hard to tell, because they speak Asian.
But the point is that you need to buy this item for yourself and everybody on your holiday gift list who has, or some day hopes to have, a digestive system. Imagine the excited reaction of the lucky person unwrapping this item ("I'm going to try it out right here in the living room!'').THE COMPUTTAH BUDDAH
Oh, please don't crash.
Don't crash. Don't crash. Don't crash.
I haven't backed up my files all day.
If I lose this data, I AM A DEAD MAN!
Please God, don't let this computer crash.
I'll give money to charity. I'll never take your name in vain.
JUST DON'T LET THIS MACHINE LOCK UP.
Not today. Not right now.
Don't crash. Don't crash. Don't crash. Don't crash. Don't crash...
Does this sound like you?
Is your computer equipment plagued by bad luck?
If so, we has an item that might appeal to you.
We call it the Computtah Buddah. Place this deity on top of your monitor and your computer will be protected by a protective aura of instant karma. Let the Computtah Buddah embrace you and your over-priced machinery in its tranquil presence.
The Comuttah Buddah (known in some sects as the Laptap Buddah) is made of durable rubber and sits about 5 1/2 inches high. When things get tense, you can even squeeze the Buddah and make him squeak. (We're not sure how squeaking the Buddah helps karma, but it can't hurt.)
So put the Computtah Buddah to work for you! You may never have to back up your files again!
Got a FISHERMAN on yer list? Look no further!
we got Bobber Lights!
Red and white bobber lights are 2" in diameter. Each strand has 10 lamps. The set is 14-feet long
A perfect gift for any fishing enthusiast. They come in a classic, rustic looking, collectible tin bait bucket. Imagine a boat with these lights strung all around it or a nice little family party.
OR....
The Fishing Reel Toilet Paper Holder
Don't you wish sometimes when you're sitting on the john that you were sailing the seas, casting a line for a 10 foot swordfish, smelling the
salty air of the sea, maybe taking down a couple of cold ones?? Well
don't we all, but at least with this Fishing Reel Toilet Paper Holder you can feel a step or two closer while impressing visitors with something outside
of the ordinary boring toilet paper dispenser.For the man who has EVERYTHING....
If you buy this... and we hope you do... one day you will wake up in a cold sweat. You'll think, "I just had this awful dream where I owned a tap dancing flamingo." And when you flip on the light and see it sitting on your end table, you'll scream with horror!
It is simply THAT STUPID!
The Tap Dancing Flamingo stands about a foot tall. When you press the Flamingo's wing, lively music begins to play. And then as your jaw drops to the floor, the Flamingo starts to dance. More precisely, it begins to tap dance. It is surreal.
There's also a sound sensor built in, so you can set the Flamingo to perform his tap dance whenever you clap your hands or sneeze. It's so ridiculous, it's mind numbing.
The Tap Dancing Flamingo ranks right up there with the stupidest things we have ever seen. The word " bizarre" doesn't even come close to describing this thing.
