Attack of the Seminar Callers, Trolls and shills

Self | 12/10/2003 | Self

[EUPHORIC]

I'm know you've seen them and you probably have interacted with them. They are coming out of the woodwork here on FR and on the radio talk shows and everywhere else as we move towards the next defeat of the Demonicrats in 2004.

Who are they? Who knows! Rush calls them "Seminar Callers", Hannity seems to be able to screen them out and does not have a name for them that I know of. OReilly gets 'em and lately we've had SCADS of the little eight legged things crawling all through some of the more controversial posts here.

They are easy to spot with their all American apple pie user names and their universal claims that they "are more conservative then you" or are "true conservatives". Problem is that they universally spout the far left line with a falsetto conservative spin that should flash BRIGHT RED if your brain is still screwed in and working at last above 5% capacity.

Want to see the "seminar poster" roaches come out of the woodwork? Watch this thread or start one of your own using "mecha", "rush", "separation of church and state" and other key conservative interests or anything that is embarrasing to or a revelation of what the left is really up to.

What is really interesting about these trolls if the way they are always packed with their pockets full of mice...

Watch and see. Look around and see. Lets use their own tactics against them! - Whups! Can't! We conservatives let everyone speak! (sometimes to our own destruction) but just utter a conservative point on DU or Democrats.com and watch what happens.

Spin against the enemy is a good thing for the defender. They do it to us. Lets give 'em a taste of their own political seminal fluids...

[hellinahandcart]

I SAID, nobody hit abuse!

Thanks a lot, this thread will probably go to Chat or RLC Island now...:(

[KC_Conspirator]

They should have muted his voice and played audio of Hitler screaming a speech. The audio and visual would have made a perfect match.

My wife said the same thing - his speech mannerisms are very like Hitler's with his over the top shrillness.

[Rebelbase]

"To those on the left ANYONE who disagrees with them is "nuts".

Just exposing the TRUTH."

mmmm....Sounds just like another poster I know who claims to have the "gift".

[Revelation 911]

I am Chad too

pleasure meeting you

My wife is not Chad, but likes Chad & long walks on the beach holding hands.

Turnoffs are Euphoric, tinfoil skull caps and conspiratorial whackadoo types who annoint themselves as exposers of wrongdoing and all things liberal

[Revelation 911]

sorry - missed that post

can we skip the flogging

[hellinahandcart]

can we skip the flogging

Maybe I can skip it, but I can't speak for Chad. ;D

[hellinahandcart]

oh wait, I can, because I'm Chad. Heh.

[general_re]

Lemme get this straight - Chad's a liberal? And Chad's about seventeen different other people here? What the hell?

[Revelation 911]

I think the FReepers who "know chad" in real life are Ms. Rosy and her five sisters.

yeah... Mrs. Rosy Euphoric LOL

[hellinahandcart]

Sorry we had to keep it from you.

[Judith Anne]

I am NOT Chad Fairbanks, no matter what anyone says.

Got that?

And you can believe me, too, because, gosh, I'm a little old lady. Trust me.

[Revelation 911]

I'm Chad and so is my wife!

Try some cornhuskers lotion or bag balm, lest it develop into a hanging Chad

[Revelation 911]

anyone using "gosh" in a sentence is not Chad by default

Chad is much cooler than that

[Judith Anne]

Fooled you too, eh? ;-D

[general_re]

Well, that'll teach "you" to try fooling people, "Chad". Oh, sure, "you" may have fooled the first 87,544 people who registered here, but sooner or later, someone sharp enough to see right through "you" was bound to show up. So do you "Chads" work in shifts or what? Who's the "Seminar Chad"? "Troll Chad"? "Shill Chad"?

Ah, the hell with it - it doesn't really matter. Alrighty, boys - time for a little "hanging chad"!

:^)

[aristeides]

Being an Old Bolshevik did not protect people from being charged and executed as enemies of the party and the people in the 1930's. The fact that they were Old Bolsheviks only showed how fiendishly clever the enemy was.

[general_re]

Say, that is fiendishly clever. Well, I'm convinced, so let's put together the angry mob and get this over with...

[Revelation 911]

Alrighty, boys - time for a little "hanging chad"!

Im worried that I may become "Euphoric"

.....beggin the question, when Chad is happy, is he Euphoric also?

This is all too confusing

[Revelation 911]

So do you "Chads" work in shifts or what? Who's the "Seminar Chad"? "Troll Chad"? "Shill Chad"?

(hand timidly raising) I am the flatulent Chad

.......trying to fix that

[Revelation 911]