Sorry we had to keep it from you.
Well, that'll teach "you" to try fooling people, "Chad". Oh, sure, "you" may have fooled the first 87,544 people who registered here, but sooner or later, someone sharp enough to see right through "you" was bound to show up. So do you "Chads" work in shifts or what? Who's the "Seminar Chad"? "Troll Chad"? "Shill Chad"?
Ah, the hell with it - it doesn't really matter. Alrighty, boys - time for a little "hanging chad"!
:^)