PARIS' TRAIL OF TRASH

The New York Post ^ | 12/8/03 | FARRAH WEINSTEIN

[sarasota]

"Clueless" by our standards, but not by Hollyweird's. That's why the liberals seem to be so far out in left field. And why we just don't get where they're coming from, never having been in left field ourselves. Just my take on it anyway.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Well gosh, I bet you feel better after posting this.

Where do you live?

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Safest metro area in U.S.: Appleton-Oshkosh-Neenah, WI

Wow, well I sure want to live in that liberal over taxed frozen area.

[freedox]

After serving 17 years of hard time in Pine Bluff, I finally made my escape a couple of years ago. I am now enjoying fulltime RV travel. Personal business brings me back to Pine Bluff periodically, so I'm able to keep up with the town's......ummmmmm.......progress.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Hard time? Were you down at Cummins? Can you give me your address, I bet the authorities would like to talk to you.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

After serving 17 years of hard time in Pine Bluff, I finally made my escape a couple of years ago. I am now enjoying fulltime RV travel. Personal business brings me back to Pine Bluff periodically, so I'm able to keep up with the town's......ummmmmm.......progress.

And no thanks to you we are making progress. Pine Bluff is a good and much unfairly maligned town, with no more of it's fair share of problems than many cities in this nation enjoy.

Something tells me that you probably trash wherever you've been.

[freedox]

I can't get your link to work!! I'd really like to hear it......I assume it's a nice selection from your extensive Barry Manilow collection.

[LisaMalia]

Even the Biography channel is going Hollywood. I flipped in on last night, and it was a "Biography style" episode on Jackie O. Shade's of "Jackie's pillbox hat"!

[sarasota]

And A&E's bio's have picked up on the Hollyweird libs. Man, the media are all in bed together.

[freedox]

"Hard time? Were you down at Cummins? Can you give me your address, I bet the authorities would like to talk to you......

And no thanks to you we are making progress. Pine Bluff is a good and much unfairly maligned town, with no more of it's fair share of problems than many cities in this nation enjoy.

Something tells me that you probably trash wherever you've been."

Oops.....I see I've stepped on the toes of one of Pine Bluff's few remaining cheerleaders. Personal attacks on me will do little to further your cause. If you wish to extol the virtues of your community, I suggest you do so by providing some documentation that supports your stance.

[Neenah]

Oh Oh !! Now ya listen cheer Freedox, y'all git in that thar RV and commense ta leave , before they come git ya !

Drive over to pick up that naturalbonemane and I will give y'all rest in our safe, winter wonderland that looks like this.and for your holiday, in the safe, peaceful, quaint town square, like this!

Incidentally, "mane", I looked up metrosexual and I TAKE IT BACK !! Your Leon Redbone imatation proves you are a natural bone mane. (slinks off with hands in pockets of bibs with head hung low...tiny little tear rolls down soft cheek.)

[AxelPaulsenJr]

Actually I don't give a hell of a damn what you think or don't think. Just go trash where you live now.

[Eagle9]

After serving 17 years of hard time in Pine Bluff, I finally made my escape a couple of years ago. I am now enjoying fulltime RV travel. Personal business brings me back to Pine Bluff periodically, so I'm able to keep up with the town's......ummmmmm.......progress.

LOL ! Since Pine Bluff, AR, is ranked #1 and Memphis, TN, is ranked #2 on the list of Most Dangerous Metro Areas, I am all too familiar with the progress you mentioned. Memphis, TN, is also ranked #10 on their list of Most Dangerous Cities. The source "Takes into account six basic crime categories: murder, rape, robbery, aggravated assault, burglary and motor vehicle theft. All cities with populations greater than 75,000 that report crime data for those categories to the FBI are included in the rankings." While this may be difficult for some to accept, it's very hard to argue a counter position. Memphis and Pine Bluff obviously share the same problems.

[Eagle9]

I can't get your link to work!! I'd really like to hear it......I assume it's a nice selection from your extensive Barry Manilow collection.

Sighhhh ... you know what I think of Barry Manilow ...

I don't know why that link doesn't work for you. Try this one.

[Eagle9]

Oh Oh !! Now ya listen cheer Freedox, y'all git in that thar RV and commense ta leave , before they come git ya !

I can't speak for Freedox, but I think I might be able to stand the cold weather in your picturesque small town in the Northern hinterland for one winter, which I'm certain would be both wonderful and memorable.

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Incidentally, "mane", I looked up metrosexual and I TAKE IT BACK !!

To get an accurate definition, I had to look the word up myself. Now, get that head up and wipe those tears. You're forgiven, Sweetheart.

[VadeRetro]

Can't post the pic of her I found on the net, but it occupies a treasured place on my hard drive.

[VadeRetro]

Never mind! Should read the thread before I post.

(Eat your tuna and you'll grow big and strong!)

[freedox]

Oh my goodness......I see I was mistaken. It sounds like you're able to keep plenty of starch in your overalls without any help from the dry cleaners......

[freedox]

Any man who uses a word like hinterland has got to be metrosexual.......dontcha think?

[Eagle9]

 

Sighhhh ... I get you for this ...