Drive over to pick up that naturalbonemane and I will give y'all rest in our safe, winter wonderland that looks like this.and for your holiday, in the safe, peaceful, quaint town square, like this!
Incidentally, "mane", I looked up metrosexual and I TAKE IT BACK !! Your Leon Redbone imatation proves you are a natural bone mane. (slinks off with hands in pockets of bibs with head hung low...tiny little tear rolls down soft cheek.)
I can't speak for Freedox, but I think I might be able to stand the cold weather in your picturesque small town in the Northern hinterland for one winter, which I'm certain would be both wonderful and memorable.
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Incidentally, "mane", I looked up metrosexual and I TAKE IT BACK !!
To get an accurate definition, I had to look the word up myself. Now, get that head up and wipe those tears. You're forgiven, Sweetheart.