Hillary Demands Nicknames for 2004 Election

self | 12/8/03 | self

[thesummerwind]

Having survived a Sunday of insufferable Sunday Morning Kiss-up Talk Shows and The Demented Hillary everywhere, I am weary.

It was mentioned yesterday by many on many threads, that it is fair to say that our feelings for her cause many of us great discomfort and exhaustion. We have come to know that it can be quite unpleasant to harbor such negative feelings for anyone, and even can be withering, and outrightly consumptive of our health.

So today, I was pondering a possible way to remove a little of that uncomfortable disdain for Hillary from our chests and from our fatigued minds.

The large assortment of "nicknames" for Hillary which I have seen here over the years is quite impressive. When I did a search for a possible list that may have been compiled previously, I came up empty. So in an attempt to make a list of many of them, I ask for any of your whimsical suggestions

This little exerise may help to diminish some of the pain of yesterday and also of the past 11 or so grueling years!

Being aware that poking fun at her will solve none of our very serious political problems should she run next year (she's already running), I ask you if you have any endearing names for Hillary Clinton.

This could be therapeudic.

[thesummerwind]

A few of some of them I've seen lately.

The Queen of Darkness, Hillary Rotten Clinton, Hitlery (of course), Her Lowness, The New York *itch, Jane Fonda Clinton, Hag-dad Hillary, Ho Chi Hil, Hillary Rotten,Queen Hitlery, Her Royal Thighness, Chappaqua Rose, Lady in Pink, ............

Purge yourself. ;)

[COBOL2Java]

I'm partial to "Her Royal Heinous"

[thesummerwind]

ping...........'Her H-anus'

[areafiftyone]

The Hildebeast and Wide Load and Rodham Hussein. We are soooo creative aren't we? ;-)

[LADY J]

'Wide-load' comes to mind when I think of Hillary.

[putupon]

or anything synonymous will do.

[thesummerwind]

The pantsuit, large behind, and thick ankles gave her away.

LOL, CG!

Did she happen to make a beeping noise when she moved backwards? Safety first. ;)

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Last night my daughter mentioned that during a disagreement with a friend, this other child had called her a b*tch. I reminded her of our family rules (we don't use profanity), and said her father and I would discuss what needed to be done regarding this "friend." She then asked for a definition of this word. As Hillary had just minutes before been shown in a clip of one of the many news shows on which she appeared yesterday, (during which I kept yelling at the T.V. screen "GO AWAY!") I was able to say, "Lot's of people call Hillary that." She understood immediately.

[sauropod]

She is my favorite Fat Bottomed Girl.

[thesummerwind]

LOL! ....... "The Steaming Pile"

[JohnG45]

I think of PANTLOAD when I think of her.

[Judith Anne]

And of course, there is the classic PIAPS (Pig In A Pantsuit).

Don't forget Ol' Crusty, her overused black pantsuit, either.

"She Who Must Be Obeyed" is another one, and my personal favorite is "Monica Lewinsky's Boyfriend's Wife."

[Conspiracy Guy]

The sound was more like a wet finger being rubbed back and forth on fiberglass.

[Petronski]

I'm always confused by this: does "ol' crusty" refer to her, or to her black pantsuit?

[Conspiracy Guy]

The Native Americans call her "Steaming Pile". Your graphic is most appropriate.

[thesummerwind]

I was able to say, "Lot's of people call Hillary that." She understood immediately.

LOL, have money for another keyboard? ;)

[Bringbackthedraft]

How about Cameleon.

[Judith Anne]

Oh, yes, then there's "The Red Marxist Queen of the Universe." (I think she gave herself that title.)

[Hillary's Folly]