[Judith Anne]

And of course, there is the classic PIAPS (Pig In A Pantsuit).

Don't forget Ol' Crusty, her overused black pantsuit, either.

"She Who Must Be Obeyed" is another one, and my personal favorite is "Monica Lewinsky's Boyfriend's Wife."

[gitmo]

So the farmer asked, "You honor, I understand now that I can't call Hillary a pig. But is it OK if I call a pig 'Hillary'?"

The judge said, "Yes, that would be acceptable."

Then the farmer turned to the sinator and said, "Good day, Hillary."