Hillary Demands Nicknames for 2004 Election

self | 12/8/03 | self

[thesummerwind]

Having survived a Sunday of insufferable Sunday Morning Kiss-up Talk Shows and The Demented Hillary everywhere, I am weary.

It was mentioned yesterday by many on many threads, that it is fair to say that our feelings for her cause many of us great discomfort and exhaustion. We have come to know that it can be quite unpleasant to harbor such negative feelings for anyone, and even can be withering, and outrightly consumptive of our health.

So today, I was pondering a possible way to remove a little of that uncomfortable disdain for Hillary from our chests and from our fatigued minds.

The large assortment of "nicknames" for Hillary which I have seen here over the years is quite impressive. When I did a search for a possible list that may have been compiled previously, I came up empty. So in an attempt to make a list of many of them, I ask for any of your whimsical suggestions

This little exerise may help to diminish some of the pain of yesterday and also of the past 11 or so grueling years!

Being aware that poking fun at her will solve none of our very serious political problems should she run next year (she's already running), I ask you if you have any endearing names for Hillary Clinton.

This could be therapeudic.

[Sidebar Moderator]

Regarding your message about #2, pitcure of guy with weapons + Hillary = pull.

[in the Arena]

Just fooling with you BSunday...take care...

[Sidebar Moderator]

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[Conspiracy Guy]

OK. "No weapons pointed, no text threat of violence, but if that is your rule, I'll drop the Hillary postings with Conspiracy Guy.

[BSunday]

I agree. I am over my little bout with paranoidism though, thanks to you guys.

Freegards

[Lucky2]

hildabeast rotten clintoon, all in small letters for a small snake-like creature with fangs.

[RightWhale]

Hilla the Hun. That's what Bill called her.

[BSunday]

Get off the thread if you don't like it!

In the immortal words of Squidward, "Whatever."

[LisaMalia]

RUMP ROAST!

[thesummerwind]

Get off the thread if you don't like it!

That reminds me of a comment to the Sundance Kid from Butch Cassidy in the very funny movie, "Don't sugarcoat it, Sundance, just tell it like it is!"

[John Lenin]

I like Madame Dufarge.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I wasn't going to say anything about pitcure.

[mhking]

Cthulhu.

There is no other name for someone so vile.

[Liberal Classic]

Hildamort!

[autoresponder]

hillfire

John FKerry

[Lazamataz]

Great thread! Although I ABHORE the word, I must say that when I see this poor excuse for a human being, the word that comes to mind starts with a "C" and ends with a "T". And it ain't "cat".

Cosmonaut?

CRICKET!

Capitalist?

CROQUET!

Cart?

[Lazamataz]

I like Madame Dufarge.

Madam Dufarge, John Lenin likes you.

[thesummerwind]

Cthulhu. There is no other name for someone so vile.A pulpy, tentacled head surmounted a grotesque and scaly body with rudimentary wings; but it was the general outline of the whole which made it most shockingly frightful.

The pulpy head and the grotesque body sounds familiar.........

Check out the word "CLINQUANT". I found this word earlier today in my Thesaurus and dictionary, quite by chance. It's amazing how fitting it is to the Clintons.

Someone had suggested that she knew a word for Hillary that started with a "c" and ended in a "t", but it would be bad to use it. So I looked for it ---- clinquant!

[thesummerwind]

starts with a "C" and ends with a "T". And it ain't "cat".

"CLINQUANT" ----this is amazing. I was poking through my trusty Roget's Thesaurus, and, I found this word. Not only does it begin with the letters "clin" but listen to the meaning! ----- fake, cheat, sham, fraud, phony, imposter!

How perfect and fitting is CLINQUANT?

[thesummerwind]

The Baghdad Hag I like this one...but did she really spend any time there?

Long enough to make all the flowers wilt and the milk curdle.