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DAAP CREATES BIG BODY PARTS (College Students Finally Give The World Giant Vulva Sculpture)
University of Cincinnatti New Record ^ | 11/23/2003 | Amy Dietrich

Posted on 12/04/2003 2:12:40 PM PST by presidio9

Human body parts decorated the halls of DAAP last week and they were sculpted to be "larger than life."

"The Super Size project was an exercise in scale," said Linda Einfalt, the DAAP professor who assigned the project.

"Students created small, clay models of human body parts and then were asked to proportionately enlarge them to 'Super Size,'" she said.

Einfalt said she came across the idea when reading some applications online and saw a lesson plan that intrigued her.

"Super size also reflects our society," she said.

She pointed out the fast food in United States is one of the biggest causes of obesity.

When going through the drive thru at any fast food restaurant, one notices the opportunity to Biggie size just about anything.

That was the inspiration behind the assignment, to show how the bigger things reflect society.

The introduction to sculpture class meets two days a week from 8 a.m. until noon and then students spends countless hours outside of the studio constructing and finalizing their artwork.

The class had only two weeks to complete this assignment.

The students were asked to make sculptures from the different parts of the human figure, which consisted of a breast, a skeleton leg, fingerprints, vulva, brain, ear, tongue, nose and a vertebrate.

The class started off by building the framework for the bottom of the sculpture, then used chicken wire to create the shape and then used sheets of plaster to give it surface area and texture.

Katja Moore and Tabitha Francis, both second-year fine arts students, said that making the armature out of chicken wire and then working with a flat plane was the most difficult part.

Moore and Francis said making the "glow-in-the-dark boogers" to accommodate their large nose was their favorite part.

The other students also added attribution to their pieces, which gave them a chance to show their creative side.

The breast, which was done by Amy Bogard, a second-year fine arts student, and partner Matt Zeier, turned a giant breast into a rocking chair.

On the inside of the chair they added purple velvet and a couple of pillows to give it a cozy feeling.

"The breast is fully interactive," said Bogard.

It has a dimmer switch for the light inside of the nipple, and it also serves as a place to relax.

Gillian Harbaugh, a third-year fine arts student, constructed a skeleton bone, which she had suspended from the ceiling, but took it down so she could keep it out of harms way.

A vulva with a red water fountain on the inside, was another sculpture students described as eye-catching. The piece was created by Emily Joy, a third-year fine arts student.

"People started throwing change in my fountain, and it summed up enough money for me to go and buy a pack of Raisinettes," said Joy.

Friends of the classmates also went to the studio to lend a helping hand, although they were not in the class.

These determined students even packed up for some overnight stays to get their sculptures done.

"One night we danced to the whole MC Hammer CD, ate some pizza and drank root beer," said Harbaugh.

For most of the students, this was the first time they were assigned a project like this and were very proud of the hard work they put into their sculpture.

"Professor Einfalt is really hands on and she'll show you just how to do something," said Moore.

Einfalt suggests that everyone should find some time to make their way to the third floor of the DAAP building to check these out.

"They're amazing students and deserve credit for their work," said Einfalt.

As for any upcoming projects, the class will be working on its last assignment, which will entail them to work with metal to create volume.

As of Friday, Einfalt wasn't sure if the sculptures would be permitted to remain in the hallways beyond Monday, Nov. 24, but a request to do so was submitted.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; US: Ohio
KEYWORDS: boogers; giantvulvasculpture; gross; highereducation; makekidspayforschool; morford; raisinettes; redwaterfountain; rockingchairbreast; stealingfromparents; tenuredradicals; terriblethingtowate; tuitionisworthit; wastingcollegeyears

1 posted on 12/04/2003 2:12:41 PM PST by presidio9
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To: presidio9
With every passing day, I find myself more and more thankful that I skipped over the whole college scene after high school and proceeded directly to life in the real world.

Click the Gadsden flag for pro-gun resources!

2 posted on 12/04/2003 2:16:12 PM PST by Joe Brower ("If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever." - G. Orwell)
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To: presidio9
Sure they weren't just making lif-size proximations of Rosie O'Donnell's foul anatomy.
3 posted on 12/04/2003 2:16:16 PM PST by Callahan
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To: presidio9
Leonardo Di Vinci, Rembrant, Monet and countless other masters would very likely vomit in their coffins if they knew what passes for art today.
4 posted on 12/04/2003 2:18:49 PM PST by Hodar (With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
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To: Joe Brower

The esteemed professor Linda Einfalt

5 posted on 12/04/2003 2:19:56 PM PST by presidio9 (protectionism is a false god)
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To: presidio9
I'll show you some giant anatomy....dammit still Irish
6 posted on 12/04/2003 2:21:02 PM PST by ElectricStrawberry (1/27th Infantry...Nec Aspera Terrent!!!)
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To: presidio9
What is DAAP?

And aren't these Cincinnati students being insensitive in light of the demise of the oversized police beating victim?

7 posted on 12/04/2003 2:21:37 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: presidio9
Maybe if they can get Bill Clinton to stand still long enough, they can scupt a model of his backside to be ready for the November elections; they can use it for a meeting room of the candidates.
8 posted on 12/04/2003 2:24:55 PM PST by Old Professer
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To: presidio9
"People started throwing change in my fountain, and it summed up enough money for me to go and buy a pack of Raisinettes,"

There is some joke here about dried-up wrinkly things, but I can't tell what yet.

"One night we danced to the whole MC Hammer CD, ate some pizza and drank root beer,"

MC Hammer? Did their giant vulva discharge them into a time warp?

SD

9 posted on 12/04/2003 2:25:58 PM PST by SoothingDave
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To: presidio9
I don't think she has the same taste in sex-partners as Mark Morford.
10 posted on 12/04/2003 2:26:28 PM PST by ArrogantBustard
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To: Old Professer
Scupt should have been sculpt, though scupt does sound like something connected to the Big One.
11 posted on 12/04/2003 2:26:39 PM PST by Old Professer
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To: ArrogantBustard
Morford: Yay! Giant Stone Viginas
12 posted on 12/04/2003 2:29:21 PM PST by presidio9 (protectionism is a false god)
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To: ArrogantBustard
I'm confused. That is Morford, isn't it?
13 posted on 12/04/2003 2:32:26 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered. ©)
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To: presidio9
Morford, the endless font of mind-blowing lunacy.
14 posted on 12/04/2003 2:33:18 PM PST by ArrogantBustard
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To: presidio9
Moore and Francis said making the "glow-in-the-dark boogers" to accommodate their large nose was their favorite part.

This sort of thing has no place in collegiate level art.

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...these kids are ready for the pro circuit...

15 posted on 12/04/2003 2:39:11 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: presidio9
So this famous cardiologist dies, and at the service, behind his casket is a very large heart shaped floral arrangement. When the final respects were completed, and soft hymns played, the heart slowly opened and the casket slid away from view.

Quiet sobs were heard through the room except for one fellow trying to hold back a snicker. The woman next to him nudges him with her elbow, and asks how he could possibly see humor in such a sad moment.

The man says, "I'm sorry, but it just made me think about what it will be like at my funeral. I'm a gynecologist".

16 posted on 12/04/2003 2:41:57 PM PST by Ditto ( No trees were killed in sending this message, but billions of electrons were inconvenienced.)
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To: presidio9
Parents are actually paying good money to send their kids to a school like this?
17 posted on 12/04/2003 3:43:57 PM PST by Gritty (How come they didn't do a gall bladder?)
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To: Gritty
Re: Your tagline. As a male, I am insulted that they did not do a giant penis.

Just think of the late night college prank possibilities.

18 posted on 12/04/2003 4:46:24 PM PST by presidio9 (protectionism is a false god)
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To: Hodar
"Art is what you can get away with." - Andy Warhol
19 posted on 12/04/2003 5:41:55 PM PST by GATOR NAVY
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To: presidio9
Well, there is always next year. And think of the creativity art students could bring to that sculpture, especially regarding fountains and on/off switches. It could be a wraparound sofa, if they really need to make it furniture like they did with the breast, too.

Any furniture shaped like the male genitals would go well with shag carpet, certainly...or bear rug...
20 posted on 12/04/2003 6:28:44 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (When laws are regularly flouted, respect of the law and law enforcement diminishes correspondingly.)
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