Mark Morford: Be Thankful You're Not Dubya (because then I'd be lusting after YOU)

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, November 26, 2003 | Mark Morford; Not Much To Be Thankful For

[presidio9]

This Thanksgiving, as you sip the wine and hug the family and toast the friends and hoard the stuffing and curse the airport security, remember to give thanks you are not G.W. Bush. Hey, it's important.

1) Be thankful that you do not have to suffer Dubya's massive crushing karmic burden, as wrought by inflicting heaps of environmental disaster and vicious unnecessary war and a stunning string of lies lies lies like a firehose of giblet gravy splattered all over the planet.

[Lazamataz]

I need to hit abuse on that.

Pity, because I agree.

[AngryJawa]

Couldn't have said it better myself...

[ArrogantBustard]

10, 9, 8, 7, 6 ...

[Lazamataz]

Mulitiorgasmic??? I don't think I've ever heard the United States described like THAT before.

If it is true, I would like to ask the United States out on a date.

[Kenton]

We are deeply flawed. We are massively arrogant. We are bratty and insolent and abusive and sloppy and violent...

Yup, Mark, you are all those things. And much worse.

But we balance it with astounding acts of love blah blah blah...

Yeah. You're a real Renaissance Man, you Morlock. Your venomous hatred of the President is the only thing that motivates you, that's obvious. But I do understand. I felt pretty much the same way about Clinton. I just never got paid for any of my rantings.

I wish you could find a normal person who would sedate you and then let you read your own words. You are probably the most hate-filled, insane ranter on the planet.

Oh yeah. About your feigned concern for our troops (item 3). It might have not sounded quite so insincere if you hadn't called them a "brutish occupying army" in item 2.

A$$hole...

[paulsy]

"We cringe when the man takes the stage."

I like what Ralph Peters had to say to people like Mark Morford: "Since Vietnam, the intellectual elitists of the left have turned their backs on the American people in sniffy disgust, concluding, with Bolshevik distaste for popular democracy, that the intellectual vanguard alone knows what's best for the masses."

[GeorgiaYankee]

Since dissent is being suppressed by Bush and Ashcroft, how did Marky boy get this published?

I am thankful that I live thousands of miles from Mark Morford!

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

Ever notice that Morford's articles contain subtle references to the penis?

[Dooderbutt]

Thank you very much for this. I was afraid might overeat this Thanksgiving. I don't know if my stomach will settle down for NEXT Thanksgiving.

[presidio9]

But that is just my personal opinion, of course.

And you are entitled to it.

[Lazamataz]

I'm quite sure that not even Mark 'mo Rford would describe HIMSELF as an elite or an intellectual vanguard.

A hack leftist anally-stretched waste of skin -- THAT he would be forced to agree with. But not 'elite' or an 'intellectual vanguard'.

[Sender]

Mark Morford:

Leading the fight against normal America!

[ArrogantBustard]

No.

I never noticed anything particularly subtle about it. Likewise his frequent bunghole references.

[Lazamataz]

Ever notice that Morford's articles contain subtle references to the penis?

Subtle, my ass!

Oops.

[Lazamataz]

And you are entitled to it.

People are entitled to MY opinion. And the sooner y'all get that straight, the less bloodshed there will be.

[metalboy]

If I had 1/10000th of a cent everytime this SFag chronicle bashes GW I`d make Bill Gates look like a pauper. If it wasn`t for the absolute definition of the word hypocrisy in everything they write, I might have to look elsewhere for a good laugh.

..a stunning string of lies lies lies like a firehose of giblet gravy splattered all over the planet.

HO HO HO HA HA HA HO HO! But the SFag Clownicle when Bubba was Prez?..Is that the sound of crickets I hear? Just once I`d LOVE for them to just list these lies, then compare them side by side to Bubbas.

[Madame Dufarge]

Be grateful for the Mystery.

Miss Morford being the biggest one.

[ArrogantBustard]

I wonder if Miss Morford has one of those weird leather masks with the funnel attached ... I bet (s)he could tell you what the funnel is for.

[Old Professer]

For handmade whiskey-filled chocolate truffles smeared over a lover's tailbone.

Now, there's a picture I could have lived without.

[Old Professer]

It's his turn in the barrel?