"ENDANGERED" dirt. Enviro-whackos have found something new to stop building.

Fox news ^ | 11/21/03 | Fox news

[Rightone]

Fox news announces that the environmentalist whackos have now identified that there are as many as 500 types of dirt that might be endangered. (hello????) The dirt or soil is supposedly different than some other types of dirt and we should not build and destroy this dirt. Great way to stop building and progress.

[Rightone]

Leftists try to find another way to impact where we can build. You better hope they don't find endangered soil around your home/business or they will stop you from doing anything to your property.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There are only two things in the world that can be called "pure". Fire and dirt.

[Paul Atreides]

The only dirt that I know of that is endangered is the DNC.

[Chad Fairbanks]

Hmmm... next time a Democrat Memo is leaked that contains deiscussing "digging up dirt" on republicans, we should claim it is "endangered dirt" and demand they stop harming the environment by doing so...

[Voltage]

Just another good reason for manufacturing to locate in China.

[Delphinium]

Oh no, I can just hear it all now.

[microgood]

Wow. Now they can have the Endangered Dirt Act of 2003 and a Kyoto Treaty for dirt where countries can trade for dirt credits if they are killing too much dirt.

[Brett66]

Who designated that this dirt is endangered and why does the government give them a penny to indulge in this nonsense?

[Killborn]

Oh geez. They are running out of things to lie about. I know this is a good thing coz the brainwash masses will realize what kind of wackos these envirosocialisnazis are, but when I read the things they say I go into violent dry heaves and immediately loose 80 brain cells.

[Indie]

I am going to start selling vials of endangered "pet dirt" to wackos and make a fortune.

[Indie]

Or better yet: "On this dirt puked Ted Kennedy." Only $19.95. Guaranteed to still be 80 proof when reconstituted.
Makes an excellent gift. Get 10 or 12 for your friends.

[GreenHornet]

This is a problem that has been neglected for far too long! Every day, as construction begins on new houses and buildings of all kinds, more and more innocent dirt is forced out of its natural habitat. Where will it go? How will it survive? Are we going to just stand by and watch dirt become extinct? Just yesterday, as I was driving home, some dirt blew across the road, and I barely managed to avoid hitting it! We must take immediate action so that dirt will still be there for our children, and our children's children. Do we want future generations to live in a world where dirt is something that is only found in a museum? We must act now before it's too late!

[Libertarianize the GOP]

ping

[millefleur]

prayer:

Dear Lord Jesus, please come back.. amen.

[Rightone]

I used to live in San Antonio and we could not water our lawns or wash our cars because of a salamander in a creek that was supposedly endangered in another town about 15 miles distant. They used that d*mn salamander to stop construction, building and quality of life in all of San Antonio depending on how deep the creek was. The power of the enviro-whacko laws is amazing.

[dirtbiker]

Sounds like the BS I heard one time about a dirt bike displacing 2000 pounds of dirt per mile, or some crap like that.............

At that rate, our favorite trails would have been totally "displaced" in 1996!

(I never stopped to check if this dirt was "endangered" or not...........me bad!)

[jocon307]

I work for a law firm, we once billed mucho $$$ over who would move a pile of dirt resulting from some excavation. (I feel I cannot say any more details). I also was forced to move from where I live due to contaminated soil (yet the trees grew, the opposums thrived), and the houses were torn down so the dirty dirt could be removed, and clean dirt substituted. But I have never heard of endangered dirt.

This proves that civilization as we have come to know it is a failure. These people are too comfortable, they have too much. They should be sent to the fields to till the soil, and not enshrine it. They should learn hunger and want, and that'll get them over themselves.

[mylife]

Is there any doubt that these people are insane?

[dalereed]

"Is there any doubt that these people are insane?"

Insanity is supposedly curable!

[dalereed]

Next thing childern will refuse to take a bath because it might harm their "endangered dirt".