Posted on 11/19/2003 11:20:39 AM PST by HAL9000
Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.
The intern infamous for her affair with US President Bill Clinton told GQ magazine that she goes on dates occasionally but her romantic relationships have been short-lived.
Ms Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathised with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.
"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Ms Lewinsky told the magazine.
But she also admitted she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be.
"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!'"
In the nearly six years since news of her dalliance with Clinton broke, leading to his 1998 impeachment and later acquittal by the US Senate, Ms Lewinsky has designed handbags and, most recently, hosted a reality TV host.
But the woman who nearly cost Clinton the Oval Office said she wanted to dispel rumours that the scandal had made her wealthy.
"One of the huge misconceptions about me in the past few years is that I have made a fortune from this," Ms Lewinsky said.
"People who have this idea that I have millions of dollars or even a million, or close to a million, are off their rocker."
Nah. Look behind you, Monica.
That's hard to swallow.
Not to mention the big stain she had to carry
Yep, thats a mouthful!
Designing handbags: The last refuge for famous bimbos who can't do anything else.
(I mean, how many ways can you design a handbag?!)
Look at it this way, Monica: Nothing is ever wasted, you can always serve--as a horrible example.
How many people are lucky enough to have a common sex act named after them?
I got a letter from the state, Dear.
You're gonna need a license plate, Dear.
My little elephant joke come true.
Chew, Miss Lewinsky,, chew!
There is so much more of you,
More to adore of you,
'Cause you're not slender.
In your white dress, you're a doll,
Big as the Taj Mahal,
In all its splendor.
When you're in department stores,
Don't use revolving doors,
You might get stuck, Dear.
When you use the telephone,
Go in the booth alone,
And lots of luck, Dear.
You had for breakfast: two pounds bacon,
Three dozen eggs, one coffee cake, and
Then you had something really awful,
Four kippered herrings on a waffle.
Nine English muffins, one baked apple,
Boston cream pie, Philadelphia scrapple.
Seventeen bowls of Crispy Crunch.
Then you said, "What's for lunch?"
Sweetheart, you are giant size.
You are Lane Bryant size,
Don't count a calorie.
I have just received a stub.
I owe the Diner's Club
A whole year's salary.
Eat, Miss Lewinsky, daily, nightly. Eat, though your chair is bending slightly.
Love of my life, I'm glad I found you,
Each day I take a walk around you.
I can't forget when we got married.
Over the threshhold I got carried.
No other bride would be so sweet.
Eat, Miss Lewinsky, Eat!
Close, but no cigar. It was Clinton who nearly cost Clinton the Oval Office. Lying under oath is not a good thing.
The porky pepperpot.
Hosting a host? Is that like "hooking up" or "getting jiggy"? And ... does this supplement her income????
I'm with you but I can assure you women are from some far off place when it comes to handbags or shoes or even a simple t-shirt.
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