Lewinsky: 'I can't get a man'

itv.com ^ | November 19, 2003

[HAL9000]

Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

The intern infamous for her affair with US President Bill Clinton told GQ magazine that she goes on dates occasionally but her romantic relationships have been short-lived.

Ms Lewinsky, 30, said in the interview she sympathised with the men she meets, saying she, too, would be intimidated by the tales of her past.

"If I were a guy and I'd heard all those things about a girl, I don't know that I'd want to take her out," Ms Lewinsky told the magazine.

But she also admitted she is impatient when men are not as responsive to her as she would like them to be.

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence," she said. "I want to shake them and say, 'C'mon, just like me! Do what I say!'"

In the nearly six years since news of her dalliance with Clinton broke, leading to his 1998 impeachment and later acquittal by the US Senate, Ms Lewinsky has designed handbags and, most recently, hosted a reality TV host.

But the woman who nearly cost Clinton the Oval Office said she wanted to dispel rumours that the scandal had made her wealthy.

"One of the huge misconceptions about me in the past few years is that I have made a fortune from this," Ms Lewinsky said.

"People who have this idea that I have millions of dollars or even a million, or close to a million, are off their rocker."

[mhking]

Bill Clinton. Would you REALLY want his sloppy seconds?

Just damn.

If you want on the new list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

[Charles Henrickson]

Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

It is a stain on her record.

[tubavil]

Klinton leftovers. No Thanks.

[ArrogantBustard]

She will forever be the woman with presidue on her dress.

[newgeezer]

ping

(Poor, pitiful harlot skank.)

[knak]

rofl

[dwilli]

What would be the primary objective of most horny men when
pursuing her?

Wouldn't most be wanting to find out just how talented she really is?

[anniegetyourgun]

Damaged goods. She can thank her own idiocy AND the Chief Executive User.

[Arrowhead1952]

Not to mention that huge lard-a$$ she's dragging behind her.

She has more baggage that her lard-@$$. Imagine if she ever has children in school. They could use the excuse "Mom did it when she was an intern".

[RightOnline]

It must really suck to be her.

[theDentist]

Maybe if she tried an escort service?

[Charles Henrickson]

. . . but her romantic relationships have been short-lived.

About five minutes, I would reckon.

[SamAdams76]

Would you date a girl who had her mouth on Slick Willie's willie? Gross.

I'd sooner date Janet Reno or Wynonna Judd after a DUI arrest.

[martin_fierro]

Lewinsky: 'I can't get a man'

Maybe if she drove a Hummer.

[Fudd]

Charles Henrickson gets my vote for the best one-liner.

Seriously, if I were Monica I would change my name, move to another state, drop 30 pounds, and dye my hair blonde.

[dighton]

"The one thing I don't do well with, with a guy, is ambivalence."

She'll find a step-by-step in Kama Sutra.

[Cultural Jihad]

But the woman who nearly cost Clinton the Oval Office said ...

Yeah, it was all her fault that Clinton lied and perjured himself and obstructed justice. (sheesh)

[RichInOC]

Gee. I'd think young men would be lining up around the block to be with a girl who'd had her mouth all over Bill Clinton's nether parts.

[bigeasy_70118]

Considering Klintoon wouldn't release his medical records during his eight years on the American taxpayer's dime, it is no wonder she can't get a date. I test myself for gonorhea after she shook my hand.

[tubavil]

Maybe she should look for some seamen.