[bigeasy_70118]

Considering Klintoon wouldn't release his medical records during his eight years on the American taxpayer's dime, it is no wonder she can't get a date. I test myself for gonorhea after she shook my hand.

[Judith Anne]

Monica Lewinsky says her White House liaison is a liability on the dating scene.

Look at it this way, Monica: Nothing is ever wasted, you can always serve--as a horrible example.