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A GUY WITH NO CLUE WHO LEFT ME IN A STEW (WHY NYC IS FULL OF LONELY LIBERAL 30-SOMETHING WOMEN)
NY Post ^
| November 16, 2003
| BRIDGET HARRISON
Posted on 11/18/2003 1:24:46 PM PST by presidio9
Edited on 05/26/2004 5:17:29 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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I lay awake in bed for three hours straight this Thursday, panicking that I have become way too choosy when it comes to blind dates. After all, isn't New York full of lonely women in their 30s who think no one is good enough?
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Miscellaneous; US: New York
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To: FreedomCalls
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Argh!!!!!!!
To: NathanR
The cat question is very relevant. I could never ever live with a cat.
They're tall rats.
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posted on
11/18/2003 4:56:37 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: dead
Then for you it is an excellent question.
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posted on
11/18/2003 4:59:37 PM PST
by
NathanR
(California Si! Aztlan NO!)
To: NathanR
Cats??? What do cats have to do with anything?I have three and I ain't gettin' rid of them til they die of old age, that's what it has to do with anything. :P
To: PJ-Comix
Oddly enough, most of the women in the Bible Belt hanging around in bars, drinking and smoking ARE Southern Baptists. It's because Southern Baptists aren't allowed to dance. :)
To: TrappedInLiberalHell
Hope you don't mind, but that story is hilarious! You really captured the essence of a date from hell. Yeah, all dates after that HAD to be an improvemnt. Not long after my date with the female Nikita Khruschev, I was visiting NYC and got a date with a "Joisey" chick. It was a very rainy day and that evening when we went to Greenwich village we proceeded to cross the wet street and I felt and heavy tug on my hand. My Joisey Chick had fallen into a pothole which appeared to be have only a couple of inches of rain water on the surface but was in fact several feet deep. When I pulled Joisey Chick out she was covered completely with sewer water along with the mixed smells of raw sewage.
Joisey Chick apologized profusely and wondered how I was able to later calmly eat my meal while the many odors of sewer waste emanated from her. Hey, once you've been on a DATE FROM HELL with a female Nikita Khruschev, all other dates are a piece of cake (rotten cake being one of the many smells covering Joisey Chick).
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:03:20 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Algore Invented Urine)
To: NathanR
I am conservative enough to never ever ask that question. At least until way later in the relationship.
It's not a first-date question, maybe, but you'd better ask it before you're stuck with once-a-decade sex for the rest of your life...
To: hellinahandcart; dead
Then it looks like you and dead would not get along.
LOL
"The cat question is very relevant. I could never ever live with a cat." -dead-
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:05:29 PM PST
by
NathanR
(California Si! Aztlan NO!)
To: Alouette
she only got screwed out of dinner and cab fare...can't catch aids getting screwed that way....
To: NathanR
Liberal? Conservative? Read my Reply #232 about the DATE FROM HELL and you will find that sometimes such matters are irrelevant.
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:07:30 PM PST
by
PJ-Comix
(Algore Invented Urine)
To: NathanR
Then it looks like you and dead would not get along.mrs. dead is another drawback to our long-term compatibility. ;D
To: hellinahandcart
I have three and I ain't gettin' rid of them til they die of old age, that's what it has to do with anything. :PMYou also get to see if they're prone to making dopey pussy jokes. ;)
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:12:48 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Dick Gephardt, Before He Can Do It To You!)
To: sauropod
You also get to see if they're prone to making dopey pussy jokes. ;)Sound like anyone you know?
To: adam_az
I'm going on the assumption you forgot the /sarcasm.
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:14:27 PM PST
by
LibertarianInExile
(When laws are regularly flouted, respect of the law and law enforcement diminishes correspondingly.)
To: PJ-Comix
Did you get together with your favorite Opera Queen when you were here? ;)
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:14:27 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Dick Gephardt, Before He Can Do It To You!)
To: colorado tanker
Interesting read.
256
posted on
11/18/2003 5:14:46 PM PST
by
Ciexyz
To: PJ-Comix
POLICE CHIEF: [he's dropped the Italian accent and is now talking like Alexei Sayle] It's been a terrible blow to my life looking like Mussolini, you know. Especially when I was a kid, you know, I was about seven, right, and I was down the Youth Club, you know, dancing away, right, like in the 'sixties, doing the Twist...
[he starts doing the Twist]
...you know. And, em, there was this girl, right, and she comes up to me, and she goes,"'Ere! Are you Mussolini?" I said, "Emmm...Yeah." She says, "I thought you was dead." I says, "No, it was just me day off, you know." So she pulled me over the dance floor and butted me in the face! I said, "What's that for?" She said, "That's for the invasion of Crete!"
[to the sound of applause, the Police Chief walks through the office door]
[Cut to: SCENE of a stage with a glittery curtain. An M.C. in a purple lame tuxedo is at the microphone.]
MC: ...And now, Italy's contestent in the Eurovision Song Contest, here is Il Duce with this year's entry...Take it away, Duce!
[Emcee yields the stage to the Police Chief. He enjoys the cheers and then the music starts.]
POLICE CHIEF: [sings the following song] Whenever people bother me
When they shout and raise their voices
I don't let it get me down
I just make some stupid noises!
I go...HUH HUH HUH HUH NI NI NI NI YA YA YA [etc.]
When the boss is giving you the sack
'Cause you've lost all his invoices
Don't drink a bottle of sulphuric acid
Relax, make stupid noises!
Just go...
[more stupid noises as the Police Chief dances around]
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:14:59 PM PST
by
Timesink
(I'm not a big fan of electronic stuff, you know? Beeps ... beeps freak me out. They're bad.)
To: hellinahandcart; sauropod
Well, were the jokes dopey or clever? That *does* make a difference, you know...
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:15:20 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(Dick Gephardt, Before He Can Do It To You!)
To: dead
"I didn't say I'd date her! I have standards. Thanks for that, I thought you might have needed either an eye exam or a head exam.
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:18:27 PM PST
by
HighWheeler
(Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat.)
To: NYC GOP Chick
You also get to see if they're prone to making dopey pussy jokes. ;) Reminds me of a pregame speech when I coached football. Our team is called the Bulldogs. Our opponents were the Lions.
I'll stop there........
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posted on
11/18/2003 5:18:27 PM PST
by
Dan from Michigan
("Today's music ain't got the same soul. I like that old time Rock N Roll" - Bob Seger)
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