Yeah, all dates after that HAD to be an improvemnt. Not long after my date with the female Nikita Khruschev, I was visiting NYC and got a date with a "Joisey" chick. It was a very rainy day and that evening when we went to Greenwich village we proceeded to cross the wet street and I felt and heavy tug on my hand. My Joisey Chick had fallen into a pothole which appeared to be have only a couple of inches of rain water on the surface but was in fact several feet deep. When I pulled Joisey Chick out she was covered completely with sewer water along with the mixed smells of raw sewage.
Joisey Chick apologized profusely and wondered how I was able to later calmly eat my meal while the many odors of sewer waste emanated from her. Hey, once you've been on a DATE FROM HELL with a female Nikita Khruschev, all other dates are a piece of cake (rotten cake being one of the many smells covering Joisey Chick).