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Brand names: Some Americans are naming their children after consumer products
WORLD ^ | 11/15/03 | Gene Edward Veith

Posted on 11/08/2003 3:43:15 AM PST by rhema

NAMES, THE EMBLEMS OF A PERSON'S IDENTITY, used to mean something. "Abraham" means "father of a multitude." "Moses" means "draws out," as of the River Nile and as he would draw the people out of slavery. "Jesus" means "God saves," so that His very name testifies to His deity and His saving work.

In other tribal societies, people are sometimes named for animals ("Sitting Bull") or for something else in nature ("Red Cloud"). The same holds true for European tribes: "Beowulf" means "bee wolf," a figure of speech for "bear." In the Middle Ages, children born on a Saint's Day were named for that saint, giving them their patron saint. Puritans started naming their children after virtues, such as Faith and Prudence, or after other abstractions such as Increase.

Then the meaning of names began to lie generally in some association, as in naming a child for someone in the Bible. Many names have family significance, with children named after parents, ancestors, or other relatives.

The main criterion for names today, though, is not so much their meaning as whether they sound good. Some parents, in order to ensure their child's utter individuality, make up unique names, a set of musical syllables and unusual spellings designed to ensure that no one else in the world has exactly that name.

As the pop culture—the world of entertainment and commercialism—drives out traditional culture, from education to the church, it shows up too in the names people choose for their children. Decades from now, adults will find themselves saddled with the names of by then old-fashioned pop stars who happened to have been big at the time their mothers gave birth. Soap-opera characters, it has been noted, are a major influence on the names of real babies.

A new trend in baby names, however, takes the pop-culture influence to a new level. Cleveland Evans, a psychology professor at Nebraska's Bellevue University and a member of the American Name Society, studied Social Security records for the year 2000 and found that many children today are being named after consumer products.

Twenty-two girls registered that year were named "Infiniti." Not "Infinity" with a "y," as in the illimitable attribute of God, but "Infiniti" with an "i," as in the car. There were also 55 boys named "Chevy" and five girls named "Celica."

Hundreds of children were named after clothing companies. There were 298 girls named "Armani." There were 164 named after the more casual "Nautica." Six boys were named "Timberland," after the boot.

Sometimes the clothing namesakes are more generic, with a special emphasis on fabrics. Five girls were named "Rayon." Six boys were named "Cashmere," seven were named "Denim," and five were named "Cotton" (though perhaps this was for Increase Mather's son).

Forty-nine boys were named "Canon," after the camera. Seven boys were named "Del Monte," apparently in honor of canned vegetables. Twenty-one girls were named "L'Oreal," after the hair dye, presumably to let them know that "you are worth it."

"Sky" might be the name of a nature-loving flower child's offspring (as in River Phoenix), but 23 girls and 6 boys were named "Skyy." This is a brand of vodka. Parents are naming their children after other alcoholic beverages, too. Nine girls were named "Chianti." Six boys were named "Courvoisier."

Perhaps the ultimate product name for kids uncovered by Mr. Evans was ESPN. Two separate parents, one in Texas and one in Michigan, named their sons after the sports cable network. A reporter for the Dallas Morning News traced down the family of big sports fans and learned that the correct pronunciation of little ESPN's name is "espen."

So what does this mean? Are children being seen in the same terms as consumer products or other possessions? Certainly, just as there are trophy wives, there are now trophy children. The desire to own a baby is driving much of the new reproductive technologies. Babies are already being bought and sold in the practice of hiring surrogate mothers.

Certainly parents have the right to name a child anything they want, and it is wrong to give someone a hard time just for having an unusual name, which, as in Johnny Cash's boy named Sue, can be a character-building experience. (Maybe he could have changed the spelling to "Sioux.")

For some, the "Christian name," as it is called, is given at baptism. And its true significance comes from that one individual identity being identified with and joined to a greater name: "ESPN, I baptize you in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit."

Christians find their own name and identity—whatever it is—in the name of Jesus, "God saves."


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To: Publius6961
What makes the author think that this name has anything to do with cameras?

A canon is also a religious law. It is an established officially accepted compendium of rules or publicatioins. It is also misspelled artillery.

221 posted on 11/08/2003 1:16:43 PM PST by arthurus (When the other shoe drops, look out for the cleats!)
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To: Geezerette
a young lady that went to HS with my kid sister is named Placenta Marie S_____________________. her girlfrinds call her "PMS"!

maybe that name is NOT that uncommon.

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222 posted on 11/08/2003 1:25:27 PM PST by stand watie (Resistence to tyrants is obedience to God. -Thomas Jefferson)
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To: TalBlack
one of the prominent families of New England forefathers was named PERSERVED FISH.

his name pops up frequently when you are doing geaneology.

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223 posted on 11/08/2003 1:27:57 PM PST by stand watie (Resistence to tyrants is obedience to God. -Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Timesink
Five of them were named Kaitlyn

Visit Du Quoin Illinois! Most of the 6-10 year old girls are esoteric versions of Katherine with a few actual Katherines. The rest are Madison and Morgan.

224 posted on 11/08/2003 1:28:35 PM PST by arthurus (When the other shoe drops, look out for the cleats!)
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To: mylife
when i was at Tulane, i heard "FEmaLEE" was fairly common in New Orleans as a girl's name in the 40s.

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225 posted on 11/08/2003 1:30:42 PM PST by stand watie (Resistence to tyrants is obedience to God. -Thomas Jefferson)
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To: randog
he he he . . . this thread is too funny!

The names you mentioned though seem to be very predominant in Texas, as are Tyler, Dallas, etc.
226 posted on 11/08/2003 1:34:59 PM PST by June Cleaver (in here, Ward . . .)
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To: The Louiswu
ah, but I beg to differ with the bard . . . Edna just isnt' as comely as Juliet!!
227 posted on 11/08/2003 1:36:49 PM PST by June Cleaver (in here, Ward . . .)
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To: nmh
If they can't even pick a name with some dignity imagine how angry these kids will be when they realize that they were named after a car or ketchup - Heinz, for that matter.

Heinz is an actual first name. German.

228 posted on 11/08/2003 1:46:38 PM PST by NovemberCharlie
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To: SeaDragon
Half of it's true. Ima Hogg was a real person; Ura Hogg was just an urban legend. Thought about her (Ima, that is) on my last visit to my hometown of Houston where the Hogg family is a big part of the city's history.
229 posted on 11/08/2003 2:00:50 PM PST by Moonmad27
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To: NovemberCharlie; nmh
Don't forget the famous German inventor of the mini-skirt: Seymour Heine.
230 posted on 11/08/2003 2:02:50 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: rhema
My friend Gordon named his daughter Celica.

I told him it's a good thing he didn't name her Wagoneer or Hummer!

Ed
231 posted on 11/08/2003 2:05:29 PM PST by Sir_Ed
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To: Fzob
Six boys were named "Cashmere. I'd sue my parent to change my name if they named me that.

Let's hear Dad's side of the story......

"Son, this world is rough,
And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough,
And I know I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
So I give ya that name and I said good-bye.
I knew you'd have to get tough or die,
And it's that name that helped to make you strong."

"Now you just fought one hell of a fight,
And I know you hate me, and you got the right
To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
Cause I'm the son-of-a-bitch that named you....... 'Cashmere'."

232 posted on 11/08/2003 2:13:21 PM PST by Polybius
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To: Velveeta
Being "Velveeta" makes you extra super cool. BTW, Velveeta loaf cheese is the only thing my little Chihuahua Fidel will eat. :)
233 posted on 11/08/2003 2:47:34 PM PST by BunnySlippers (Help Bring Colly-fornia Back!)
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To: Geezerette
My co-worker had a cleaning lady who named her newborn daughter, "Placenta". She heard the nurse or doctor say the word and thought it was a "real purty name"!!! Yeah, right!

Coulda been worse. She could have been named "Pancreas" or "Gall Bladder" ...

234 posted on 11/08/2003 2:51:45 PM PST by BunnySlippers (Help Bring Colly-fornia Back!)
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To: Akira
Bookmark for potential baby names... ;-)
235 posted on 11/08/2003 3:10:18 PM PST by LibertyThug (Dagny Taggart's Alter Ego)
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To: rhema; mhking
Just for fun:

What's the weirdest name you've heard a patient name her baby?


(Just Damn!)
236 posted on 11/08/2003 3:25:03 PM PST by Sweet_Sunflower29 (If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bull$hit!)
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To: rhema
I know a stripper named Mercedes....
237 posted on 11/08/2003 3:28:14 PM PST by BlueNgold (Feed the Tree .....)
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To: BunnySlippers; Velveeta
Velveeta, Dinty Moore, Nabisco ... I like it!

We already gots our own Velveeta here!

238 posted on 11/08/2003 3:32:12 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Santa Ana wind and fire season runs thru late November..we're just beginning)
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To: Moonmad27
I am originally from Houston and still have family there. I remember my uncle telling this story. Actually, he still tells it. He never mentioned "Ura" being fictional as opposed to real. I like the thought of that though, it is bad enough to just have Ima.
239 posted on 11/08/2003 3:35:36 PM PST by SeaDragon
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To: MissEdie; Allegra
We also have an Allegra and a Ford.

We gots an Allegra right here!

240 posted on 11/08/2003 3:37:20 PM PST by ErnBatavia (Santa Ana wind and fire season runs thru late November..we're just beginning)
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