[NovemberCharlie]

If they can't even pick a name with some dignity imagine how angry these kids will be when they realize that they were named after a car or ketchup - Heinz, for that matter.

Heinz is an actual first name. German.

[BenLurkin]

Don't forget the famous German inventor of the mini-skirt: Seymour Heine.

[nmh]

"Heinz is an actual first name. German."

Oops, you're right! How about Drano or Kotex, or just plain old tampon for a kids name? I have met a three year old named "River". His Mom noticed my curiosity and explained that he was conceived on a river - but she didn't remember which one.