Among the Dems, Who's the Best Party Animal?

TBO ^ | 11/4/03

[Tumbleweed_Connection]

Rep. Dennis Kucinich would like to cut loose with Al Sharpton at a party, but the reverend said he'd prefer Sen. John Kerry's wife. Asked by a young woman at Tuesday's Democratic debate who they'd most like to "party with," candidates gave answers that elicited whoops and hollers from the young crowd.

Kerry said he changed his answer after hearing that a fellow candidate would prefer hanging out with his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry.

"I was going to choose Carol Moseley Braun," Kerry said to Sharpton. "But now I'm going to have to choose you so I can keep an eye on my wife."

Sen. Joe Lieberman joked he'd might not choose his wife, either.

"I hope my wife understands this," he said. "I'd like to party with the young lady who asked that question."

[GalvestonGal.com]

Gawd! They are so OLD!! The libdims are stuck in the 60's protesting the Nam war.

Pary with, my eye! They are so old and tired they'd be passed out at 10.

[LisaMalia]

What a joke. I'd actually like to party with all the bafoons.
Even a small town gal from Ohio could make them all look like the idiots they are.

[Slings and Arrows]

The fact that every one of the Nine Dwarves thinks that he or she could be President is enough to disqualify them from the office.

[byteback]

What's great about this is our guy is clearly the best at partys!!!!!!

[fightu4it]

Senator Teddy said, none of them can hold a candle to ole Ted.

[dennisw]

John Kery was a huge, huge party animal until he married Mrs Ketchup 9 years ago. He was well known for this and had the reputation.

[WorkingClassFilth]

Good grief, what a bunch of clueless, embarassing wankers. I just down-loaded and printed this article and I'll put it in my medicine cabinet instead of Syrup of Ipecac.

[Salman]

Kucinich is a party vegetable.

[WorkingClassFilth]

No, Kucinich is the dip for the vegetables.

[rogue yam]

Kucinich is the court jester. It's kind of like Shakespeare or something. The tragedy of the 'Rats pathetic field is occasionally punctuated by Kucinich's buffoonery just to keep the audience from going completely numb.

[dagnabbit]

But seriously, if you had to go drinking with one of these asshats, which one would it be?

I'd say either Sharpton for general entertainment purposes, or maybe Dean, to see if you could egg him into fighting someone in the bar.

The absolute worst would be Kucinich... unless you could get him to alcohol-poison himself.

[ladyinred]

This is a question a democrat in the audience actually asked the candidates?
This is right up there with the underwear question to Clinton on MTV.
Sheesh, a nation at war and this is what is important to someone?

[WorkingClassFilth]

I think your picks are pretty good, but I wouldn't count on Howard backing up his talk. Hands down, Al baby would, indeed, be an excellent choice to keep the mood elevated.

Another angle would be to consider which ones among them are truly weepy enough to guilt into picking up the entire tab?

Kerry and Edwards would be right out because neither one of them are true Kool-Aid drinkers - just hollow snakes wearing the RAT skins. Howard would probably pay to a point and then get pissed off and whine and stomp off. Of course, Carol wouldn't have anything to do with you or me, so she's not even in the pool. Unfortunately, Al would end up having you or me pay his tab through one scam or another. Dennis and Joe, while being the most grating, would be best choice to foot the bill.

[dagnabbit]

LOL -

Maybe these folks should all move into one house and make a reality show out of it. One cast member would be voted off monthly, with the "survivor" going forward in the general election.