Is Ted Nugent A Prophet?

Vanity | 13 October 2003 | Albert Wang

[AlbertWang]

A couple days ago I was spreading Bondo on my Firebird with the CD player cranked up when I received a devine revelation. Of course, at the time I was listening to the Whackmaster, as Nuggent is the only Music known to man that is suitable to hear whilst spreading Bondo on an '83 'bird, and at the time I was Revolated Uncle Ted was singing Great White Buffalo.

This Revelation ran over me like Brad Smith going thru the Nebraska defensive line. It left me disoriented for a few hours, and the experience was akin to what I felt the first time I voted for Ron Reagan.

This is the Revelation. Listen yourself to the Great White Buffalo and try to deny the power of this Revelation, I am Confident that you will see the light.

Consider with me the Words of The Motor City Madman:

It Happened Long Ago In the New Magic Land I think we can all agree that Ted is Talking About the Good Old US of A, Right?

The Indians and The Buffalo Existed Hand in Hand I have not received a full Revelation of this phrase just yet- but bear with me.

Then came the White Man What Ted Means By "White Man" is a man wearing white. All white. Think Middle East, like SA, more specifically, Osama Ben Laudin

He Wanted All the Buffalo Dead OK, it's obvious that OSB wants the buffalo- that's us, dead.

It was sad.

Above the Canyon walls The "Canyon" is the Bombed out Pentagon

Strong Eyes did glow

It was the leader of the Land Obviously, The Commander in Chief.

The Great White Buffalo G W B. Do I have to spell it out for you?

He found the Battered Herd That would be Bush found the American People.

He led across the land With the Great White Buffalo To make a final Stand Without a doubt, Nuggent is predicting Bush's thrust into Afganistan and Iraq as a blow for the American people

Look out, here he comes The Great White Buffalo, Gonna make everything alright.

Ted Nuggent needs to be recognized as America's greatest living Sear, and America should Hail Bush as the Great White Buffalo.

I tried to tell a Sioux friend of mine about my Revelation, and he kicked me in the nuts. What's up with that?

[cmsgop]

No he's a draft dodger.

He Is ????

[microgood]

Just saw Ted in Concert a couple of weeks ago. He was so Pro USA and GWB and our military. And he shot Saddam with his bow right in the heart. Priceless.

[Starstruck]

Hey at least you got the Brad Smith part right.

[since1868]

He faked a illness to get out of the draft.

[AlbertWang]

Darn Straight.

[cmsgop]

Can you link some info about that .

[Luke FReeman]

I tried to tell a Sioux friend of mine about my Revelation, and he kicked me in the nuts. What's up with that?

He didn't kick hard enough.

Next time you do body work with Bondo, don't forget to ventilate the work area with a source of fresh air.

FRegards!

[Always Right]

Ted Nugent is a modern day Notradamas (sp??)!!!

[joesnuffy]

Surviving Ted Nugent

[since1868]

I don't think so, but there was talk here before.

[Rushmore Rocks]

True story...........Several years ago Mr. Rushmore was invited to the South Dakota Governor's Hunt. He was teamed up with a "long-haired hippy" for the day's pheasant hunting. At the Governor's Dinner later that night, he was seated next to the "long-haired hippy". They really enjoyed each others company during the hunt and later at dinner together. Mr Rushmore was quite surprised that this "hippy" was such a second amendment advocate, a true patriot, and a strong conservative to boot. Mr. Rushmore came home the next day and was telling me about the "hippy", named Nugent. He had no clue who Nugent was.
(my husband is such a loveable nerd)

[Always Right]

The poetry of Ted Nugent:


Everybody gotta
Kiss my a** - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my a** - Janet Reno
Kiss my a** - C'mon Billary
Kiss my a** - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my a** - How about the IRS
Kiss my a** - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my a** - United Nations
Kiss my a** - All those Liberals
Kiss my a** - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my a** - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
Kiss my a** - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my a** - How about Crips and Bloods

[JonH]

Love Ted Nugent but I don't think he is that "heavy"!

If I thought that hard about a revelation, my hair would hurt.

[MikeD]

Let's hear it for Uncle Tedly von Nugentburger! I confess I'm not a big fan of his music (for shame -- I lived in Michigan for 5 years), but I love his personality. Talk about a guy who keeps it real...

MD

[LaraCroft]

What channel is Ted's show on?

[ConservativeMan55]

Vh1

[cryptical]

SIR!

PUT DOWN THE JOINT, AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY!

TRAINED MEDICAL PERSONNEL ARE EN ROUTE!

[AgentEcho]

I saw it. Was it a one time thing? It was awesome.

[AgentEcho]

As long as you killed them yourself.

[Fester Chugabrew]

LOL!