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Is Ted Nugent A Prophet?
Vanity
| 13 October 2003
| Albert Wang
Posted on 10/13/2003 6:12:56 PM PDT by AlbertWang
A couple days ago I was spreading Bondo on my Firebird with the CD player cranked up when I received a devine revelation. Of course, at the time I was listening to the Whackmaster, as Nuggent is the only Music known to man that is suitable to hear whilst spreading Bondo on an '83 'bird, and at the time I was Revolated Uncle Ted was singing Great White Buffalo.
This Revelation ran over me like Brad Smith going thru the Nebraska defensive line. It left me disoriented for a few hours, and the experience was akin to what I felt the first time I voted for Ron Reagan.
This is the Revelation. Listen yourself to the Great White Buffalo and try to deny the power of this Revelation, I am Confident that you will see the light.
Consider with me the Words of The Motor City Madman:
It Happened Long Ago In the New Magic Land I think we can all agree that Ted is Talking About the Good Old US of A, Right?
The Indians and The Buffalo Existed Hand in Hand I have not received a full Revelation of this phrase just yet- but bear with me.
Then came the White Man What Ted Means By "White Man" is a man wearing white. All white. Think Middle East, like SA, more specifically, Osama Ben Laudin
He Wanted All the Buffalo Dead OK, it's obvious that OSB wants the buffalo- that's us, dead.
It was sad.
Above the Canyon walls The "Canyon" is the Bombed out Pentagon
Strong Eyes did glow
It was the leader of the Land Obviously, The Commander in Chief.
The Great White Buffalo G W B. Do I have to spell it out for you?
He found the Battered Herd That would be Bush found the American People.
He led across the land With the Great White Buffalo To make a final Stand Without a doubt, Nuggent is predicting Bush's thrust into Afganistan and Iraq as a blow for the American people
Look out, here he comes The Great White Buffalo, Gonna make everything alright.
Ted Nuggent needs to be recognized as America's greatest living Sear, and America should Hail Bush as the Great White Buffalo.
I tried to tell a Sioux friend of mine about my Revelation, and he kicked me in the nuts. What's up with that?
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: buffalo; great; nugent; nuggent; whackmaster; white
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To: AlbertWang
You stretched that far enough to make a bid at playing Mr Fantastic in the new Fantastic Four movie.
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:14:50 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: AlbertWang
Very,Very Cool! Did you see his VH1 Show Last Week ?
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:15:12 PM PDT
by
cmsgop
(If you Sprinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......Priceless!!!!!!!!I saqw)
To: AlbertWang
I love Ted's new reality show. Can't think of the name of it right now, but it is GAURANTEED to make you laugh your ass off!
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:15:26 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
To: cmsgop
I saw it! When's it going to be on again?
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:15:47 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
To: All
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:16:51 PM PDT
by
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To: ConservativeMan55
Maybe check their website...
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:17:01 PM PDT
by
cmsgop
(If you Sprinkle When You Tinkle,...Be a Sweetie and Wipe the Seatie......Priceless!!!!!!!!I saqw)
To: cmsgop
Good Idea. I know that they ran the entire contest in one afternoon. Re-running it over and over again.
It was hilarious!
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:17:47 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
To: AlbertWang
That reminds me: Gotta cook my kids some Chicken McNugets.
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:17:47 PM PDT
by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: ConservativeMan55
Guaranteed, lol..snicker....snicker...
10
posted on
10/13/2003 6:18:36 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
To: Admin Moderator
Can you correct the title to "Nugent?" This is downright embarassing.
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:18:55 PM PDT
by
1rudeboy
To: ConservativeMan55
Surviving Nugent
Could you make it through a week with the Nuge?
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:18:59 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
To: AlbertWang
No he's a draft dodger.
To: 1rudeboy
LOL!
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:19:23 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
To: 1rudeboy
The Revelation (or the bondo fumes) overpowered certain parts of my brain.......
To: 1rudeboy
Can you correct the title to "Nugent?" This is downright embarassing.*HEY*, it *COULD* be *WORSE!*
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:20:39 PM PDT
by
Flyer
(We now return you to my regular tag line)
To: 1rudeboy
Have we become a nation of Dumbies?????????
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:21:25 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
To: ConservativeMan55
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:21:50 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
To: ConservativeMan55
Well, I'm not certain that I've become anything, as I've always been dumb. This is not a recent occuerance.
To: AlbertWang
No, lol. Check the link.
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posted on
10/13/2003 6:23:41 PM PDT
by
ConservativeMan55
(The left always "feels your pain" unless of course they caused it.)
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