[A CA Guy]

You stretched that far enough to make a bid at playing Mr Fantastic in the new Fantastic Four movie.

[cmsgop]

Very,Very Cool! Did you see his VH1 Show Last Week ?

[ConservativeMan55]

I love Ted's new reality show. Can't think of the name of it right now, but it is GAURANTEED to make you laugh your ass off!

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[billorites]

That reminds me: Gotta cook my kids some Chicken McNugets.

[1rudeboy]

Can you correct the title to "Nugent?" This is downright embarassing.

[since1868]

No he's a draft dodger.

[microgood]

Just saw Ted in Concert a couple of weeks ago. He was so Pro USA and GWB and our military. And he shot Saddam with his bow right in the heart. Priceless.

[Luke FReeman]

I tried to tell a Sioux friend of mine about my Revelation, and he kicked me in the nuts. What's up with that?

He didn't kick hard enough.

Next time you do body work with Bondo, don't forget to ventilate the work area with a source of fresh air.

FRegards!

[Always Right]

Ted Nugent is a modern day Notradamas (sp??)!!!

[Rushmore Rocks]

True story...........Several years ago Mr. Rushmore was invited to the South Dakota Governor's Hunt. He was teamed up with a "long-haired hippy" for the day's pheasant hunting. At the Governor's Dinner later that night, he was seated next to the "long-haired hippy". They really enjoyed each others company during the hunt and later at dinner together. Mr Rushmore was quite surprised that this "hippy" was such a second amendment advocate, a true patriot, and a strong conservative to boot. Mr. Rushmore came home the next day and was telling me about the "hippy", named Nugent. He had no clue who Nugent was.
(my husband is such a loveable nerd)

[Always Right]

The poetry of Ted Nugent:


Everybody gotta
Kiss my a** - C'mon gang bangers
Kiss my a** - Janet Reno
Kiss my a** - C'mon Billary
Kiss my a** - Callin' on Jesse Jackson
Kiss my a** - How about the IRS
Kiss my a** - Hey, Howard Stern
Kiss my a** - United Nations
Kiss my a** - All those Liberals
Kiss my a** - C'mon Sarah Brady
Kiss my a** - Oh, Courtney Love I've got your hole
Kiss my a** - Beavis, Butthead
Kiss my a** - How about Crips and Bloods

[JonH]

Love Ted Nugent but I don't think he is that "heavy"!

If I thought that hard about a revelation, my hair would hurt.

[MikeD]

Let's hear it for Uncle Tedly von Nugentburger! I confess I'm not a big fan of his music (for shame -- I lived in Michigan for 5 years), but I love his personality. Talk about a guy who keeps it real...

MD

[cryptical]

SIR!

PUT DOWN THE JOINT, AND BACK AWAY SLOWLY!

TRAINED MEDICAL PERSONNEL ARE EN ROUTE!

[boris]

"Ted Nuggent needs to be recognized as America's greatest living Sear, and America should Hail Bush as the Great White Buffalo."

Has anyone told Mr. Roebuck?

Or is Ted just interested in barbecue?

[boris]

I happened to hear this little ditty on 9/12/2001 for the first time in many years. You want prophesy?...

Turn around
Go back down,
Back the way you came,
Can't you see that flash of fire ten times brighter than the day?
And behold, a mighty city broken in the dust again,
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.

Turn around,
Go back down,
Back the way you came,
Babylon is laid to waste, Egypt's buried in her shame,
The mighty men are all beaten down, their kings are fallen in the ways,
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.

Turn around,
Go back down,
Back the way you came,
Terror is on every side, lo our leaders are dismayed.
All those who place their faith in fire, their faith in fire shall be repaid,
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.

Turn around,
Go back down,
Back the way you came,
And shout a warning to the nation that the sword of God is raised.
Yes, Babylon, that mighty city, rich in treasures, wide in fame,
Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.

And it shall cause your tower to fall, make of you a pyre of flame,
Oh you who dwell on many waters, rich in treasures, wide in fame.
You bow unto your...your God of gold, your pride of might shall be ashamed,
For only God can lead His people back unto the Earth again.

Oh God, Pride of Man, broken in the dust again.
Thy Holy mountain be restored, Have mercy on thy people, thy people Lord.

[LibKill]