Is Ted Nugent A Prophet?

Vanity | 13 October 2003 | Albert Wang

[AlbertWang]

A couple days ago I was spreading Bondo on my Firebird with the CD player cranked up when I received a devine revelation. Of course, at the time I was listening to the Whackmaster, as Nuggent is the only Music known to man that is suitable to hear whilst spreading Bondo on an '83 'bird, and at the time I was Revolated Uncle Ted was singing Great White Buffalo.

This Revelation ran over me like Brad Smith going thru the Nebraska defensive line. It left me disoriented for a few hours, and the experience was akin to what I felt the first time I voted for Ron Reagan.

This is the Revelation. Listen yourself to the Great White Buffalo and try to deny the power of this Revelation, I am Confident that you will see the light.

Consider with me the Words of The Motor City Madman:

It Happened Long Ago In the New Magic Land I think we can all agree that Ted is Talking About the Good Old US of A, Right?

The Indians and The Buffalo Existed Hand in Hand I have not received a full Revelation of this phrase just yet- but bear with me.

Then came the White Man What Ted Means By "White Man" is a man wearing white. All white. Think Middle East, like SA, more specifically, Osama Ben Laudin

He Wanted All the Buffalo Dead OK, it's obvious that OSB wants the buffalo- that's us, dead.

It was sad.

Above the Canyon walls The "Canyon" is the Bombed out Pentagon

Strong Eyes did glow

It was the leader of the Land Obviously, The Commander in Chief.

The Great White Buffalo G W B. Do I have to spell it out for you?

He found the Battered Herd That would be Bush found the American People.

He led across the land With the Great White Buffalo To make a final Stand Without a doubt, Nuggent is predicting Bush's thrust into Afganistan and Iraq as a blow for the American people

Look out, here he comes The Great White Buffalo, Gonna make everything alright.

Ted Nuggent needs to be recognized as America's greatest living Sear, and America should Hail Bush as the Great White Buffalo.

I tried to tell a Sioux friend of mine about my Revelation, and he kicked me in the nuts. What's up with that?

[A CA Guy]

You stretched that far enough to make a bid at playing Mr Fantastic in the new Fantastic Four movie.

[cmsgop]

Very,Very Cool! Did you see his VH1 Show Last Week ?

[ConservativeMan55]

I love Ted's new reality show. Can't think of the name of it right now, but it is GAURANTEED to make you laugh your ass off!

[ConservativeMan55]

I saw it! When's it going to be on again?

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[cmsgop]

Maybe check their website...

[ConservativeMan55]

Good Idea. I know that they ran the entire contest in one afternoon. Re-running it over and over again.

It was hilarious!

[billorites]

That reminds me: Gotta cook my kids some Chicken McNugets.

[ConservativeMan55]

Guaranteed, lol..snicker....snicker...

[1rudeboy]

Can you correct the title to "Nugent?" This is downright embarassing.

[ConservativeMan55]

Surviving Nugent
Could you make it through a week with the Nuge?

[since1868]

No he's a draft dodger.

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL!

[AlbertWang]

The Revelation (or the bondo fumes) overpowered certain parts of my brain.......

[Flyer]

Can you correct the title to "Nugent?" This is downright embarassing.

*HEY*, it *COULD* be *WORSE!*

[ConservativeMan55]

Have we become a nation of Dumbies?????????

[ConservativeMan55]

Have we become a nation of Dumbies?

[AlbertWang]

Well, I'm not certain that I've become anything, as I've always been dumb. This is not a recent occuerance.

[ConservativeMan55]

No, lol. Check the link.