Posted on 09/10/2020 6:49:28 PM PDT by MAAG
The turtle strikes again, I think it must be getting hot in his little turtle shell.
You have me there. That seems random. LOL
Ooh, a waffle! Plot twist!
I’m thinking it’s alcohol related.
I’m going to have a dream about her tonight.
State your business. Obtuse is no way to go through life.
Or a nightmare
I’m not betting against your wager.
Are you logged in?
I love breakfast sandwiches!!!
That's not a sandwich. THIS is a sandwich:
Red Dwarf Ping!LISTER: Do you know what I fancy right now?
RIMMER: A big, fat woman with thighs the size of a hippo’s.
LISTER: No, I want a triple fried egg butty with chili sauce and chutney.
RIMMER: (Managing to sit down in a chair.) Me too.
LISTER: Well no problem then. Nothing’s too good for the deathday boy.
RIMMER: Correct! (Punches air.)
LISTER: Hol, Hol!HOLLY appears on screen with a nightcap on.
LISTER: Hol, give us something to eat.
HOLLY: You what? I’m jiggered man.
LISTER: Oh come on. You don’t sleep.
HOLLY: Course I do. I’ve got to offline. I can’t keep up my full tilt, full power, red hot, maximum pace all the time. I’ve got to take the odd breather, haven’t I?
RIMMER: I want a triple fried egg sandwich with ...
LISTER: With chili sauce and chutney.
HOLLY: You what?
LISTER: It’s a state of the art sarny.
HOLLY: It’s the state of the floor I’m worried about. Alright, OK.RIMMER holds up his hand and the much discussed food item appears in it.
LISTER: Wow, trust me!
RIMMER takes a bite and a succession of expressions are seen on his face. He ends up at something like a mixture of pain, horror and shock. He may be drunk but he’s still got pain receptors.
RIMMER: I feel like I’m having a baby!
LISTER: It’s good innit?
RIMMER: It’s incredible. Where did you get the recipe from?
LISTER: I can’t remember. I think it was a book on bacteriological warfare.
He upgraded from the pancake.
Thailand?
He will ride that hiway.
He’s not going to get animated or throw red meat.
He gave us our court so far. Don’t sweat it.
Enjoy your libation as well!
Is that pastrami gracefully draped upon the muffin?
Yes, that is pastrami. Good eye. Most would have assumed bacon.
Why is a waffle considered a pancake upgrade?
If you don’t know Yertle you haven’t been paying attention
38 messages and i still don’t know who is being talked about or what was said
What??? More info needed...
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