Write A Democrat Doomsday Prediction

Vanity | 9/8/12 | Repulicandonkey

[Repulican Donkey]

Crazy John Lewis says segregation is coming back if Obama loses in November. Yes, it is pathetic. Butlet's have some fun. Write your best absurd Democrat doomsday prediction. Here goes mine: "If Romney and Ryan win they're going to take away your toilets"

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Polygamy will be legal, miscegenation will be outlawed.

[ez]

If Romney and Ryan win, they’ll force you to pay for your own birth control.

[Gaffer]

They really don’t care about birth control...it defeats the purpose of qualifying for the super-bennies......

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Graduates with a Master of Fine Arts, will have to bus tables to pay off their student loans.

[mosaicwolf]

If Romney/Ryan win all women will be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.

[HapaxLegamenon]

Social Security will longer cover free diapers just when democrats will need them the most.

[Fester Chugabrew]

Sorry. I just can’t bring myself to think like a liberal.

[2nd Bn, 11th Mar]

If Romney/Ryan win, all the reparations will stop.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The prime meridian for time and longitude will be moved from Greenwich to meridian currently located at 111° 52’ 34’’.8 W

[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,,, Hang on granny “HELLS COMIN’ TO BREAKFAST” .

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

OTOH if Romney loses, the prime meridian will be shifted to 39° 49’ 33’’.96 E.

[Fiji Hill]

Paris Jackson, the daughter of Michael Jackson (the singer, not the talk show host) says she will move to Africa if Romney/Ryan wins.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

America’s gain will be Africa’s loss.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

And thereby increase the average IQ on two continents.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Who’s sending out those tweets? The marketing department at Glock?

[paint_your_wagon]

If Romney and Ryan take office then gun stores will be able to sell guns to straw purchasers and flood criminal organizations with high powered automatic assault weapons.

If Romney and Ryan take office then children in public schools will no longer be able to read or perform basic math.

[erkyl]

If Romney/Ryan wins you won’t be able to drive or cook because they will take away the wheel and fire. And you will have to slice your own bread.

[Tanniker Smith]

The stars will fall from the sky like figs dropping from trees!

[Reily]

and having back-alley abortions all simultaneously !

[Dr. Thorne]

A vote for Romney/Ryan is a vote for an alien invasion from Nibiru and the subsequent decimation of mankind as we are eaten by them. Women and minorities (who are very tasty) will suffer the most.