Posted on 11/22/2007 11:24:14 AM PST by 2ndDivisionVet
TOM TANCREDO: Illegal immigrants.
MITT ROMNEY: It's becoming too cold for flip-flops.
MIKE HUCKABEE: Splenda.
RON PAUL: The Internet.
HILLARY CLINTON: A successful question-planting season.
JOHN EDWARDS: No after-school detention for being tardy.
FRED THOMPSON: The writers' strike. Maybe now somebody will have time to give him something interesting to say.
JOE BIDEN: No time limit on Thanksgiving Day toast.
JOHN MCCAIN: Not being tied up this holiday.
BARACK OBAMA: The Obama girl.
CHRIS DODD: A foxy wife.
RUDY GIULIANI: November isn’t Gay Pride Month.
DENNIS KUCINICH: Wife’s tongue stud.
Is this the best they can do? Not one of these is funny.
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