1 posted on
09/17/2003 12:02:15 PM PDT by
AntiGuv
To: AntiGuv
...attached to Sean Connery.
2 posted on
09/17/2003 12:03:30 PM PDT by
TheBigB
(I don't believe in Astrology. We Scorpios are skeptical.)
To: AntiGuv
Broken news indeed.
To: AntiGuv
"The discovery of the world's oldest genitals proves that little has changed over the last 400 million years -- at least for daddy-long-legs," the magazine said. Yep, even back then, mommy-long-legs had daddy by the fossils...
4 posted on
09/17/2003 12:04:01 PM PDT by
dirtboy
(www.ArmorforCongress.com - because lawyers with a clue are rarer than truth-telling Democrats)
To: AntiGuv
"Please return them to Helen Thomas immediately".
5 posted on
09/17/2003 12:04:49 PM PDT by
theDentist
(Liberals can sugarcoat sh** all they want. I'm not biting.)
To: AntiGuv
What's hilary doing in Scotland!
To: AntiGuv
Hey, maybe someone can loan them to the Republican leaders in the Senate.
8 posted on
09/17/2003 12:05:18 PM PDT by
geedee
(America is a land where men govern, but women rule.)
To: AntiGuv
Damn dyslexia. I thought it said "World's Oldest Gentiles"
To: AntiGuv
They can't be from any of Arlen Specter's relatives as he never inheritated any.
11 posted on
09/17/2003 12:06:01 PM PDT by
1Old Pro
To: AntiGuv
C*ck of Ages
To: AntiGuv
Sometimes it's just too easy....
13 posted on
09/17/2003 12:06:59 PM PDT by
Samwise
(There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil.)
To: AntiGuv
Anita Hill's cavewoman ancestor: "He then asked me if that was a pubic hair on his Pterodactyl juice. I was mortified!".
14 posted on
09/17/2003 12:07:06 PM PDT by
Pokey78
("I thought this country was founded on a principle of progressive taxation." Wesley Clark to Russert)
To: AntiGuv
Is "boner" an appropriate term for a creature with an exoskeleton?
To: AntiGuv
The penis of the ancient harvestmen insects, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, was two-thirds the length of the body... I guess that made mommy-long-legs happy!
To: AntiGuv
"proves that little has changed over the last 400 million years"
That seems odd. I thought evolution stated that this was more or less impossible.
To: AntiGuv
Poor Camilla, she sees it every day.
26 posted on
09/17/2003 1:23:39 PM PDT by
Yaelle
To: AntiGuv
Daddy-long-leg Wasn't that the name of one of those "film" stars?
27 posted on
09/17/2003 1:24:31 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(for entertainment purposes only)
To: AntiGuv
was two-thirds the length of the body
HEHEHE There are many here who would make the same claim!
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