[VRWCmember]

The penis of the ancient harvestmen insects, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, was two-thirds the length of the body...

I guess that made mommy-long-legs happy!

[Treebeard]

Comparatively, if humans were blessed like that, the uh...copulatory organ of a six foot male would be four feet long. You'd have to evolve riflings in the bore to get anything out of it.