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Study: Jilted birds land in bad homes
CNN ^ | 09/10/03 | Ann Kellan

Posted on 09/10/2003 7:02:00 AM PDT by bedolido

Edited on 04/29/2004 2:03:06 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

CNN) -- Shorebirds known as oystercatchers may provide evidence not only that birds, like people, get "divorced," but that those getting dumped are more likely to land in a shoddier home in a more dangerous neighborhood.

The bird that flies the coop first, usually the female, ends up with a nest closer to food and with 20 percent more chicks, said University of Bern (Switzerland) scientists, who studied the habits of oystercatchers on a Dutch island for eight years.


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TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Science
KEYWORDS: birds; jilted; study

Oystercatchers have a divorce rate around 8 percent.

1 posted on 09/10/2003 7:02:00 AM PDT by bedolido
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To: bedolido
Shorebirds known as oystercatchers may provide evidence not only that birds, like people, get "divorced," but that those getting dumped are more likely to land in a shoddier home in a more dangerous neighborhood.

Simple do what most people do. Start packing heat for protection. ; )

2 posted on 09/10/2003 8:38:20 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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To: bedolido
We need to lobby for government funding for marriage counseling for these birds.
3 posted on 09/10/2003 12:26:15 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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