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Who are these spurious "cronies"?

Posted on 09/08/2003 9:32:04 AM PDT by Conservomax

I think the best identifier of an anti-bush article or author is the unmitigated use of the term "Bush cronies". My questions are, who are these cronies, where do they come from, and why are they so damn evil?

The cronies are usually mentioned seperately from his cabinet members, and usually have some special interest that George Bush can use his powers to satisfy:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/978117/posts

The legend of the cronies probably came from the cynical mind of some reporter who envisioned a group of fat, cowboy hat wearing, cigar smoking, whiskey drinking Texas billionaires sitting around playing poker in some top secret room located somewhere behind the oval office. It probably later was transformed into a bunch of Bush's undeserving drunken Yale frat buddies (now captains of industry) who need old Dubya in Washington to push their corporate agendas. By election time the 'Cronies' will probably be some kind of Genetically Modified mutants each with six heads and a Harvard business school MBA, whose only sustainence is Iraqi Oil. In any case, it implies that some rich white dudes (or other monster), who are friends with the Bush family are the ones calling the shots and the Bush administration is just a puppet regime in there to push buttons.

These 'cronies' are so powerful that everything that has happened in this country since January 01 has been of there doing, that includes 9/11 and the Iraq war. In fact, it is rumored the Osama Bin Laden is, in fact, a crony.

Yes, these cronies are far more powerful than the Free Masons, more powerful than the Illuminati, even more powerful than Homer Simpson's Stonecutters. They must be stopped before all of Humanity is in there oily clutches.


TOPICS: Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: faq

1 posted on 09/08/2003 9:32:05 AM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Constitution Day; Conservomax

2 posted on 09/08/2003 9:36:52 AM PDT by dighton (NLC™)
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To: dighton
You beat me.

Curses, foiled again!

3 posted on 09/08/2003 9:39:49 AM PDT by Constitution Day (NLC™)
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To: Conservomax

THERE IS NO SUCH ORGANIZATION AS "THE STONECUTTERS".
(at least that's what we members tell everyone)

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

4 posted on 09/08/2003 9:42:05 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: Conservomax
Full list of Cronies:

#1 - "Number One" (Old Baldie)
#12 - Lenny
#14 - Carl
#29 - Charles Montgomery Burns
#38 - Abe
#57 - Dewey Largo
#62 - Seymour Skinner
#86 - Julius Hibbert
#124 - Herman
#156 - Chief Wiggum
#194 - Moe the Bartender
#242 - Hershel Krustofski
#259 - Scott Christian
#287 - Sideshow Mel
#362 - Mr. Van Houten
#384 - Waylon Smithers
#434 - Kent Brockman
#456 - Joe Quimby
#476 - Asst. Superintendent Leopold
#530 - Groundskeeper Willy
#589 - Steve Guttenberg
#632 - Jasper
#666 - Adolf Hitler
#712 - Barney
#747 - Apu
#793 - Lionel Hutz
#823 - Homer Glumplich
#846 - (some green alien)
#893 - (the Egg Council guy)
#908 - Homer Simpson

StoneCutters World Council-
Orville Redenbacher
Jack Nicholson
Lawrence Tero (Mr. T)
George Bush
5 posted on 09/08/2003 9:45:22 AM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Conservomax
The mentally ill often create an enemy which is only visible to the mentally ill.

This fake enemy was created by our mentally ill during the 2000 elections.

Now as we approach 2004 and the next election, these mentally ill will reaffirm these enemies that only they see and creat new and different ones.
6 posted on 09/08/2003 9:47:48 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (May our brave warriors kill all of the Islamokazis/facists/nazis to prevent future 9/11's.)
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To: Conservomax
I believe this schematic lays out everything with chilling clarity:


7 posted on 09/08/2003 9:48:05 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: martin_fierro
It's like a retarded 5 year old's interperatation of "Guernica"
8 posted on 09/08/2003 9:51:29 AM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Conservomax
Were you truly a member of the VRWC, you would already know the answers to these questions.

Furthermore, you would never have brought the topic up in public.

I'm going to have to ask you to produce a valid VRWC Membership Identification Card and show us that you possess a working decoder ring.

Or else...

9 posted on 09/08/2003 9:56:38 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny
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To: Conservomax
Ahhh, but that's just what they want you to think...
10 posted on 09/08/2003 9:56:49 AM PDT by martin_fierro (A v v n c v l v s M a x i m v s)
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To: Psycho_Bunny
It hasn't come in the mail yet. I order it from Billary 6-8 weeks ago.
11 posted on 09/08/2003 9:58:27 AM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Psycho_Bunny
It hasn't come in the mail yet. I order it from Billary 6-8 weeks ago.
12 posted on 09/08/2003 9:58:27 AM PDT by Conservomax
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To: Psycho_Bunny
I'm going to have to ask you to produce a valid VRWC Membership Identification Card and show us that you possess a working decoder ring.

Hey, who made you VRWC enforcer?

13 posted on 09/08/2003 1:47:02 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: martin_fierro
I believe this schematic lays out everything with chilling clarity:

I am a very visually oriented person, and until I saw your schematic, I never really understood the crony conspiracy. Now I see it perfectly well. Thank you!

14 posted on 09/15/2003 8:21:05 PM PDT by exDemMom (Michael Jackson for Governor!)
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