Posted on 09/08/2003 9:32:04 AM PDT by Conservomax
I think the best identifier of an anti-bush article or author is the unmitigated use of the term "Bush cronies". My questions are, who are these cronies, where do they come from, and why are they so damn evil?
The cronies are usually mentioned seperately from his cabinet members, and usually have some special interest that George Bush can use his powers to satisfy:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/978117/posts
The legend of the cronies probably came from the cynical mind of some reporter who envisioned a group of fat, cowboy hat wearing, cigar smoking, whiskey drinking Texas billionaires sitting around playing poker in some top secret room located somewhere behind the oval office. It probably later was transformed into a bunch of Bush's undeserving drunken Yale frat buddies (now captains of industry) who need old Dubya in Washington to push their corporate agendas. By election time the 'Cronies' will probably be some kind of Genetically Modified mutants each with six heads and a Harvard business school MBA, whose only sustainence is Iraqi Oil. In any case, it implies that some rich white dudes (or other monster), who are friends with the Bush family are the ones calling the shots and the Bush administration is just a puppet regime in there to push buttons.
These 'cronies' are so powerful that everything that has happened in this country since January 01 has been of there doing, that includes 9/11 and the Iraq war. In fact, it is rumored the Osama Bin Laden is, in fact, a crony.
Yes, these cronies are far more powerful than the Free Masons, more powerful than the Illuminati, even more powerful than Homer Simpson's Stonecutters. They must be stopped before all of Humanity is in there oily clutches.
Curses, foiled again!
THERE IS NO SUCH ORGANIZATION AS "THE STONECUTTERS".
(at least that's what we members tell everyone)
Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!
Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!
Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!
Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!
Furthermore, you would never have brought the topic up in public.
I'm going to have to ask you to produce a valid VRWC Membership Identification Card and show us that you possess a working decoder ring.
Or else...
Hey, who made you VRWC enforcer?
I am a very visually oriented person, and until I saw your schematic, I never really understood the crony conspiracy. Now I see it perfectly well. Thank you!
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