[dighton]

[martin_fierro]

THERE IS NO SUCH ORGANIZATION AS "THE STONECUTTERS".
(at least that's what we members tell everyone)

Who controls the British crown?
Who keeps the metric system down?
We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
We do! We do!

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight?
Who rigs every Oscar night?
We do! We do!

[Conservomax]

Full list of Cronies:

#1 - "Number One" (Old Baldie)
#12 - Lenny
#14 - Carl
#29 - Charles Montgomery Burns
#38 - Abe
#57 - Dewey Largo
#62 - Seymour Skinner
#86 - Julius Hibbert
#124 - Herman
#156 - Chief Wiggum
#194 - Moe the Bartender
#242 - Hershel Krustofski
#259 - Scott Christian
#287 - Sideshow Mel
#362 - Mr. Van Houten
#384 - Waylon Smithers
#434 - Kent Brockman
#456 - Joe Quimby
#476 - Asst. Superintendent Leopold
#530 - Groundskeeper Willy
#589 - Steve Guttenberg
#632 - Jasper
#666 - Adolf Hitler
#712 - Barney
#747 - Apu
#793 - Lionel Hutz
#823 - Homer Glumplich
#846 - (some green alien)
#893 - (the Egg Council guy)
#908 - Homer Simpson

StoneCutters World Council-
Orville Redenbacher
Jack Nicholson
Lawrence Tero (Mr. T)
George Bush

[Grampa Dave]

The mentally ill often create an enemy which is only visible to the mentally ill.

This fake enemy was created by our mentally ill during the 2000 elections.

Now as we approach 2004 and the next election, these mentally ill will reaffirm these enemies that only they see and creat new and different ones.

[Psycho_Bunny]

Were you truly a member of the VRWC, you would already know the answers to these questions.

Furthermore, you would never have brought the topic up in public.

I'm going to have to ask you to produce a valid VRWC Membership Identification Card and show us that you possess a working decoder ring.

Or else...