HOLY VISION IN TOILET SAVES GAL FROM SUICIDE -

Yahoo.com ^ | August 20, 2003

[BSunday]

I guess hallucinations can do that, as well as save one from jail time.

[Constitution Day]

Good grief!

She's pretty lucky.
It could have been the Ty-D-Bol Man instead of St. Padre Pio!

[Thinkin' Gal]

"I locked myself in the bathroom at my school and I had the knife in my hand," she recalls. "But before I could actually commit the act, a brilliant light suddenly filled the room and I saw the image of St. Padre Pio in my toilet.

Yahoo scoops The Onion.

Witness spoke directly to the vision exclaiming, "Padre, you look like sh**!"

[UnklGene]

Cathryn Crawford said: "Holy crap!"

[Conspiracy Guy]

I once saw woodgrain in a door, it changed my life.

[Dog Gone]

Who is Padre Pee-o?

[jjm2111]

That has got to be one of the most disgusting GIFs I have ever seen. Too funny.

[California74]

She's 28 and her husband died of emphyzema? I wonder how old her husband was. Just curious. I know it has nothing to do with the story, just found it strange!

God sure works in Mysterious ways. Who'd a thought - a vision in a toilet? Well, whatever works.

[netmilsmom]

As my ex-boss the psychiatrist once said, "This vision is nothing a little Haldol won't cure."

I'm glad it saved her life but really, take it as a sign that you need to seek some help.

[prairiebreeze]

Don't you mean "whatever floats your boat"? sorry

Prairie :^)

[ZinGirl]

It could have been the Ty-D-Bol Man instead of St. Padre Pio!

and how do we know it wasn't? Can we get a side-by-side shot of the two to compare? You know, kind of like we NEVER saw Clark Kent AND Superman at the same time? Or, we could check St. Padre's W-2 to see where he's been working lately.

[ChemistCat]

Oooooo. You've been moved to chat. You're not important. Nobody loves you. You're beneath the notice of other FReepers, and might as well give up...what's that you say? You saw Jim Robinson in the bathroom telling you not to give up, and besides, you have no power to delete your own posts no matter HOW humiliated you are?

[ChemistCat]

Thou shalt always ping the FReeper you are talking about, even if you know they don't really CARE. ;-)

[sweetliberty]

17 posts and nobody has commented on "Padre Pee-o? Maybe he introduced himself.

[Xenalyte]

I think her real problem is that she's only 28 and is saddled with the superbly unattractive name Ethel.

[sweetliberty]

"Witness spoke directly to the vision exclaiming, "Padre, you look like sh**!"

ROTFL!

Ping!

[Darksheare]

If I saw a vision in my bowl.. I'd flush.

[Budge]

A great line. :)

[TheAngryClam]

Weekly World News story.

[Cathryn Crawford]

It's Christmas Poo! He does brighten my day. :-)