[Thinkin' Gal]

"I locked myself in the bathroom at my school and I had the knife in my hand," she recalls. "But before I could actually commit the act, a brilliant light suddenly filled the room and I saw the image of St. Padre Pio in my toilet.

Yahoo scoops The Onion.

Witness spoke directly to the vision exclaiming, "Padre, you look like sh**!"

[sweetliberty]

"Witness spoke directly to the vision exclaiming, "Padre, you look like sh**!"

ROTFL!

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[JonathansMommie]

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