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Posted on 08/17/2003 2:08:54 PM PDT by freepatriot32
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To: NativeNewYorker
Was it a multiplication problem?
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posted on
08/17/2003 2:26:44 PM PDT
by
Iwo Jima
To: NativeNewYorker
Is this the place for the joke about the husband and wife out to dinner, when his mistress shows up?
22
posted on
08/17/2003 2:26:48 PM PDT
by
tet68
To: freepatriot32
1, 19, 24, and 28
I guess y'all just know the wrong women.
23
posted on
08/17/2003 2:26:58 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Out of touch with trends since 1966.)
To: freepatriot32
Too bad you don't live in our house. We respect and look after one another. This list doesn't apply to us.
24
posted on
08/17/2003 2:27:01 PM PDT
by
nmh
To: riri
hmm i dont know ifi can just take your word on that re:#8 im afraid iwill need to see photo proof ;-)
25
posted on
08/17/2003 2:28:00 PM PDT
by
freepatriot32
(Heaven is weary, of the hollow words Which States and Kingdoms utter when they talk of justice)
To: Iwo Jima
Philippine History?
26
posted on
08/17/2003 2:28:15 PM PDT
by
tet68
To: freepatriot32
One thing you
will hear:
Who's that bitch?
To: NYpeanut
A quick little trip to this loser's site and I almost felt sorry for him Why? Did he get married? :-P
To: Cathryn Crawford
I'm curious as to whether or not you've ever said any of these things.
29
posted on
08/17/2003 2:34:24 PM PDT
by
LanPB01
To: freepatriot32
#32..I'm tired of watching the LifeTime channel. Lets get on of those pay-per-view dirty movies.
30
posted on
08/17/2003 2:35:40 PM PDT
by
rface
(Ashland, Missouri - Freeping polls since 1998)
To: freepatriot32
"I don't need those shoes, I already have some in that color."
"I've decided I'm not doing any more fad diets, I'm just going to exercise and eat less, that's all."
"I filled the tank."
"Honey, where is the Phillips screwdriver and Cresent wrench?"
"This VCR is a snap to set up!"
"I put a 75 watt bulb in the garage fixture, that 60 watter was just too dim."
31
posted on
08/17/2003 2:36:24 PM PDT
by
HighWheeler
(Do not remove this tagline under penalty of law.)
To: freepatriot32
I noticed that at the "No Marriage.com" site there is a poll asking "What are the best cities to meet friendly, low-maintenance, non-stuck up women?" Herein lies the problem with this poor disturbed fellow. He is seeking someone just as troubled as himself. A city of any type is a bad bet that anyone, male or female, will find a mate worth keeping.
Muleteam1
To: rface
EDIT: Lets get one of those pay-per-view dirty movies.
33
posted on
08/17/2003 2:36:59 PM PDT
by
rface
(Ashland, Missouri - Freeping polls since 1998)
To: TexasCowboy
I mow the lawn, I watch football, and I initiate sex....... hey, maybe I'm a guy! lol
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
you got a sister?
35
posted on
08/17/2003 2:41:33 PM PDT
by
rface
(Ashland, Missouri - Freeping polls since 1998)
To: freepatriot32
I guess I'm one of the luckiest guys on earth. I've heard my wife say more of those things than not, including the ones that folks have posted as additions!
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posted on
08/17/2003 2:43:03 PM PDT
by
dware
(ingredients include mechanically separated chicken and beef parts)
To: rface
And I thought you forgot the "it" and "to", bracketing the "on".
I've got one:
Just sit there and have this cold beer, I'll clean the fish.
(Actually, when I was growing up my uncles friend had a girlfriend who I don't know if she said it, but always did it. Yes, he married her. ;-)
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posted on
08/17/2003 2:43:27 PM PDT
by
StriperSniper
(Make South Korea an island)
To: nmh
Too bad you don't live in our house. We respect and look after one another. This list doesn't apply to us. *
To: freepatriot32
31. Honey, you don't have enough ammunition.
32. Honey, don't you need another shotgun? Let's go to Green Top and buy another one today.
5.56mm
39
posted on
08/17/2003 2:45:26 PM PDT
by
M Kehoe
To: freepatriot32
This is so wrong. I've said a lot of these things!
40
posted on
08/17/2003 2:45:32 PM PDT
by
annyokie
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