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Ok, a man and his wife are sitting at a restaurant eating
dinner, when a very beautiful red head comes up to their table,plants a deep kiss on the man and says, "I'll see YOU
later."
His wife, taken aback asked,"Who is that?"
"That's my mistress", the man replies.
"Why,why, I'm going to file for divorce!"
"Ok dear, but keep in mind that means no more trips to Europe, no more shopping in NYC, no new Lexis every year
and no vacation home in the Bahamas."
Just at that moment a neighbor walks in, and on his arm
is a striking brunette.
The wife asks who she is, as she knows the man is married to someone else.
"She is HIS mistress", the husband says.
The wife replies," OUR's is prettier."