[John Beresford Tipton]

Ishtar?

[Senator Pardek]

I'm so gay.

[BunnySlippers]

What are the odds on this marriage? I give them 4 months.

[Paul Atreides]

Doesn't Ben Aflac taint everything he stars in?

[JOE6PAK]

IM sure this is all just so much studio hype.

I will just have to go see for myself.$$

must...go...see...for...myself..$8..must...go...see....$8...must...go...$8.

[Ford Fairlane]

One question: does J-Lo get naked in this movie?

Her back porch is way too big, but if she did get naked I might rent the DVD on $1 movie nite at the local video house just for laughs

[staytrue]

I don't think rocky horror was a bad picture. The plot was absurd, but the movie had a tremendous energy about it and that is why it made cult movie status. Rocky horror had bad aspects to it, but badness alone doesn't cut it. Energy is why we liked Kramer (from Seinfeld). It does not much matter how bad you are, if you are energetic and do it with style, you will be somewhat popular.

[Wacka]

Bad movies abound. One need only to look at "Mystery Theater 3000" on the SciFi channel. They have an audience. ... "Ace Ventura, Pet Detective" sucked, was trashed by the critics, but it made Jim Carry a star!!

MST3000 is great, not because of the movies, but because of the comments.The movies themselves are unviewable.

Ace ventura was great! The only criticism of it was Marino should have been shot (I'm a Bills fan). ;-)

[Lijahsbubbe]

Is Hollywood appealing to the grade B crowd?

The latest group of so-called leading men sure look like grade B.

Ben Afflect, Matt Damon, Ashton Kutcher, can you get any more bland? Boring, boring, boring. And what's with Brad Pitt? I know alot of women supposedly think he's the greatest, but I don't see it. Frankly, he looks like he stinks,(and he looks like a nose picker) in fact, I read somewhere that he is smelly.

Sheesh, these new guys, it's like watching cardboard move around.

[Lazamataz]

Bad movies abound. One need only to look at "Mystery Theater 3000" on the SciFi channel.

Manos: Hands of Fate.

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!! helpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpmehelpme

[Lazamataz]

You have been warned.

Things I learned from this movie:

• Hell is filled with bad lounge singers.
• Hooch, not Big Red, is the best way to hold a kiss for hours.
• Poodles make for poor guard dogs.
• Moths are attracted to light sources. (The filmmakers did not seem learn this lesson.)
• Trying to beat someone's brains out against soft, sandy ground, is futile.
• Women are impatient when they are horny.
• I need to get out more. Where were those women again?

[GovernmentShrinker]

The real cult flicks, like Rocky Horror and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, are really well done parodies. From everything I've heard and read about Gigli, it's just plain garbage.

[The Hon. Galahad Threepwood]

Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension