To: Pharmer
You have been warned.
Things I learned from this movie:
- Hell is filled with bad lounge singers.
- Hooch, not Big Red, is the best way to hold a kiss for hours.
- Poodles make for poor guard dogs.
- Moths are attracted to light sources. (The filmmakers did not seem learn this lesson.)
- Trying to beat someone's brains out against soft, sandy ground, is futile.
- Women are impatient when they are horny.
- I need to get out more. Where were those women again?
24 posted on
08/02/2003 3:02:08 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: A_perfect_lady
Never watch "Manos: Hands of Fate".
25 posted on
08/02/2003 3:03:13 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(PROUDLY POSTING WITHOUT READING THE ARTICLE SINCE 1999!)
To: Lazamataz
The principle lesson of "Manos" was the demonstrated high-technology method for delivering pizza.
44 posted on
08/04/2003 2:30:42 PM PDT by
warchild9
(The Warchild is VERY BIG on MST3K.)
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