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Another Senseless Stripper-related Accident (My Title)
The Smoking Gun ^ | July 30, 2003

Posted on 08/01/2003 6:43:48 AM PDT by Wolfie

JULY 30--Just when you think you've seen all the dangers a strip club can offer, something new comes along. Early Saturday morning, David Buhler, 23, and a buddy visited The School House, a southern Michigan topless club, where the guys repaired to a couch to enjoy some adult entertainment. There they were approached by Kasey Ann Colvin, a 20-year-old stripper who hovered over Buhler and asked, "Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose." Believing he'd been slimed with mother's milk, Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances. Buhler declined the freebies and contacted the cops to file an aggravated assault complaint. One of the club's owners told officers that the lactating lap dancer acknowledged that she "had started to leak a little bit, possibly maybe drizzling" her milk on Buhler. Police plan to forward their report to local prosecutors, who will decide whether to formally charge Colvin, who has yet to be interviewed by cops. (3 pages)

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To: LaraCroft
It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

And we will have extinction shortly thereafter. The only thing I am sure of is that your version of equality cannot happen until after I am dead.

41 posted on 08/01/2003 7:37:57 AM PDT by Joe Driscoll
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To: Wolfie
Buhler declined the freebies and contacted the cops to file an aggravated assault complaint

Carpe Mammary

42 posted on 08/01/2003 7:44:50 AM PDT by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: LaraCroft
It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

I guess this makes ugly women equal to men, huh? ;P

43 posted on 08/01/2003 7:45:48 AM PDT by Kenton
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To: Kenton
I guess this makes ugly women equal to men, huh?

Classic, my friend, classic.
45 posted on 08/01/2003 7:51:54 AM PDT by gsrinok
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To: LaraCroft
It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

The day that equality is achieved on your terms may also be the same day that men stop talking to women entirely.

46 posted on 08/01/2003 7:55:09 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: RonF
Actually, in Michigan, if the strip club is all nudes, then alcohol is prohibited. It it's just topless, then alcohol is allowed.
47 posted on 08/01/2003 7:56:31 AM PDT by Pest
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To: Pest
Actually, in Michigan, if the strip club is all nudes, then alcohol is prohibited.

Same in New York. Although I don't know what the rules are about serving breast milk here.

48 posted on 08/01/2003 7:58:25 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Wolfie
Good thing she didn't blow cigarette smoke in his eyes.
49 posted on 08/01/2003 8:00:04 AM PDT by VRWC_minion (Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and most are right)
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To: LaraCroft
It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

The easy answer to this is for women to walk around naked all the time. Then we wouldn't have to think about what they would look like naked. We would know!

50 posted on 08/01/2003 8:02:57 AM PDT by Pest
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To: Wolfie
Gee, a guy goes into a strip club and gets something in his eye.

And then he decides to milk the situation for all its worth.

51 posted on 08/01/2003 8:04:31 AM PDT by chs68
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To: LaraCroft
What did you expect??? Any guy stupid enough to need to go to tittie bars for fun deserves this.

True, anyone who NEEDS to go does deserve this. Anyone who just happens to stop by, does not deserve this.

Expecting him to be a moral man, one that would act wGuys who go oggle at girls are pathetic and disgusting. ith responsibility seems a little much.

Morality? Where does that appear in any of this? Where was the guy who got a face full of bodily fluid acting irresponsibly?

Guys who go oggle at girls are pathetic and disgusting.

You must not be married(heterosexually)/going out with someone of the opposite sex. I'm sure you would be upset if your husband/boyfriend oggled you, now wouldn't you? Here is a little news flash - guys get more stimulated by the visual, where as women get more stimulated by the mental. Do you read any romance novels? But that would be OK for you, right? A guy looking at a female is VERY equivalent.

Hey, but there is no bigotry or sexual discrimination. no way.

Of course there is sexual discrimination. Who said there was not?

People just don't get that a guy can't go to a bar like this at night and then the next day look at his female co-worker or female doctor with respect.

I respect anyone who respects themself. Strippers are the kind of girls you have fun with, not the kind of girls you take home to meet the folks/marry. If you think that men can not tell the difference, then I'm sure you and your "life partner" have a great time avoiding/bashing anything male.

It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

Read above, men react to visual stimuli when it comes to sexual matters. It's a fact. To deny this is to deny being a human being. It's part of our makeup. I'm afraid that you simply do not understand men.

On a side note, my wife really does not like me going to stip clubs. So I simply do not go. I respect her wishes, as I'm sure she respects mine when something really offends me. Of course I get a free pass for bachelor parties(but all of my friends are now married). But I still wonder what every pretty girl I see looks like naked.

52 posted on 08/01/2003 8:05:42 AM PDT by SengirV
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To: LaraCroft
What are the odds of you putting up a pic/profile at FR. Just wondering...
53 posted on 08/01/2003 8:15:38 AM PDT by Treebeard
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To: LaraCroft
After the end of a hard weeks work...I want a few cold beers and after that, I want to see sommething nekkid.<--Jeff Foxworthy
54 posted on 08/01/2003 8:17:23 AM PDT by Delbert
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To: okchemyst
Me thinks you might not want to see that...unless of course it really is Angelina Jolie aka Lara Croft.
55 posted on 08/01/2003 8:21:22 AM PDT by Delbert
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To: Delbert
The boy must be a homo.
56 posted on 08/01/2003 8:22:34 AM PDT by DEPUTYMAYTAG (o)
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To: LaraCroft
It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

How is it automatic that if I think of what a women looks like naked, I don't consider her my equal?
Example? OK: Ann Coulter. I have thought about what she looks like nekkid on many occasions (I am right now, in fact), and I certainly have a tremendous amount or respect for her intelligence, wit, and style. And I certainly consider her my equal at the very least!

57 posted on 08/01/2003 8:43:01 AM PDT by Ignatz (Scribe of the Unwritten Law: Somebody has to not write this stuff down!)
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To: LaraCroft
It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

That may be a while...

58 posted on 08/01/2003 8:49:22 AM PDT by Jim Noble
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To: LaraCroft
It won't be til men stop thinking about what women look like naked that we truly have equality.

LOL!

59 posted on 08/01/2003 8:53:23 AM PDT by inflorida
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To: Wolfie
Yup, and its all "Bushes" fault, dontcha know..
60 posted on 08/01/2003 8:53:38 AM PDT by Paradox
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