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Another Senseless Stripper-related Accident (My Title)
The Smoking Gun ^
| July 30, 2003
Posted on 08/01/2003 6:43:48 AM PDT by Wolfie
JULY 30--Just when you think you've seen all the dangers a strip club can offer, something new comes along. Early Saturday morning, David Buhler, 23, and a buddy visited The School House, a southern Michigan topless club, where the guys repaired to a couch to enjoy some adult entertainment. There they were approached by Kasey Ann Colvin, a 20-year-old stripper who hovered over Buhler and asked, "Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose." Believing he'd been slimed with mother's milk, Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances. Buhler declined the freebies and contacted the cops to file an aggravated assault complaint. One of the club's owners told officers that the lactating lap dancer acknowledged that she "had started to leak a little bit, possibly maybe drizzling" her milk on Buhler. Police plan to forward their report to local prosecutors, who will decide whether to formally charge Colvin, who has yet to be interviewed by cops. (3 pages)
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:43:49 AM PDT
by
Wolfie
To: Wolfie
I see a major legal battle brewing...
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:46:57 AM PDT
by
woofie
To: Wolfie
The comments that come to mind are boggling my mind right now.....I'm still trying to keep the coffee I snorted out out of my keyboard.....
This should be a fun thread!
NeverGore :^0
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:47:08 AM PDT
by
nevergore
(Please return your seat trays and seat backs to their full and upright position....)
To: Wolfie
Thank goodness she didn't sneeze. Then she'd be in *real* trouble.
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:48:00 AM PDT
by
Hodar
(With Rights, comes Responsibilities. Don't assume one, without assuming the other.)
To: Wolfie
Carrying a NON-concealed weapon?
I'll bet the man milks this suit for all its worth.
To: woofie
I'd say the whole case turns on what he answered to the question "Do you want some of this?"
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:49:48 AM PDT
by
Wolfie
To: woofie
mother's milk is amazing for eye infections and irritations, she should bill him.
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:50:54 AM PDT
by
Sarah
To: Wolfie
That's just not right.
To: Wolfie
She sounds like a nice gal, Out there working hard so soon after giving birth. I'm sure the kid was under the watchful and loving supervision of the dad while she was at work.
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:51:19 AM PDT
by
1Old Pro
To: Wolfie
Lactose intolerant.
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:51:35 AM PDT
by
budwiesest
(Gladly, the cross-eyed bear.)
To: Wolfie
Golly, if he's lactose-intolerant, there's gotta' be big bucks out there with a lawsuit. He ought to see my attorney Bernie (as soon as Bernie gets out).
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:51:42 AM PDT
by
laweeks
To: Wolfie
Man, It was my understading that you usually have to pay for extra weired stuff like that :)
To: Wolfie
It sounds like the kind of court action former President Clinton would like to be involved in....
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:52:13 AM PDT
by
woofie
To: Wolfie
To: woofie
"Do you want some of this?" According to the below Jackson Police Department report, Colvin, who had recently given birth, then shot something "out of her breast in a white milky form striking Buhler in the face going into his eyes and by his nose."Lactaticide.
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:53:13 AM PDT
by
skeeter
(Fac ut vivas)
To: Wolfie
Keep me abreast of this situation, will you?
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:53:21 AM PDT
by
cardinal4
(The Senate Armed Services Comm; the Chinese pipeline into US secrets)
To: Wolfie
"Got Milk?"
To: FroedrickVonFreepenstein
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"Buhler became angry and contacted the club manager, who apologized and offered him free soft drinks and lap dances."
Oh yeah....
Cause when I think "lap dances" I think soft drinks.
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:55:38 AM PDT
by
CygnusXI
(All in jest of course... and a big spoon at that!)
To: Wolfie
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:55:44 AM PDT
by
Nick Danger
(The views expressed may not actually be views)
To: Wolfie
What a BOOB.
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posted on
08/01/2003 6:57:38 AM PDT
by
Mr_Peter
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