AHHHH, SHAZZAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 posted on
07/10/2003 4:46:36 AM PDT by
jedi150
To: All
| 50,000 people go to a baseball game, but the game was rained out. A refund is then due. The team is about to mail refunds when the Congressional Democrats stopps them and decrees that they send out refund amounts based on the Democrat National Committee's interpretation of fairness. After all,if the refunds are made based on the price each person paid for the tickets, most of the money would go to the wealthiest ticket holders. That would be unconscionable! |
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2 posted on
07/10/2003 4:47:28 AM PDT by
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To: jedi150
Justin dumped her because she was sleeping with somebody else. One lie after the other.
3 posted on
07/10/2003 4:47:39 AM PDT by
Wolfie
To: jedi150
Yeah right Brittany ... More likely the truth is -(To steal a line from Good Morning Vietnam) - She's gone down on more people than the Titanic.
4 posted on
07/10/2003 4:50:50 AM PDT by
commish
(Freedom Tastes Sweetest to Those Who Have Fought to Preserve It)
To: jedi150
I'm stunned. Just stunned.
To: jedi150
"The most painful thing I have ever experienced was that breakup."
Not the break-in?
6 posted on
07/10/2003 4:55:03 AM PDT by
ricpic
To: jedi150
Does anybody REALLY care about anything that this low rent bimbo could do? I guess ya gotta say and do whatever it takes to keep the ol name in the spotlight.
7 posted on
07/10/2003 4:55:54 AM PDT by
MJM59
To: jedi150
Not that im an expert on the matter because I didnt wait until marriage either... but when someone says "I thought he was the one" sounds like your typical excuse from a moronic teenager...Wonder if she would have aborted had she been "inconvenienced" with a baby.
9 posted on
07/10/2003 5:00:16 AM PDT by
smith288
(We are but a moon, reflecting the light of the Son.)
To: jedi150
To: jedi150
bump
To: jedi150
"I’m no longer a virgin" says Britney
"I'm a Catholic" confesses the Pope.
To: jedi150
This is just about sex... nothig to see here... move along
15 posted on
07/10/2003 5:14:58 AM PDT by
Mr. K
(mwk_14059 on yahoo Instant Messenger)
To: jedi150
"I'm not a virgin!"16 posted on
07/10/2003 5:19:23 AM PDT by
Fraulein
To: jedi150
I guess this means that J-Lo is closer to virginity than Brittney now. According to Ben Afleck, she's only slept with (about) 5 guys. Which, (according to Ben) is about as close to virginity as you can get at 30 years old in Hollywood.
To: jedi150
Shouldn't this be breaking news?
To: jedi150
I will not rest easy knowing that our beloved Britney is no longer a virgin.
Oh the humanity!!!!
19 posted on
07/10/2003 5:27:46 AM PDT by
EuroFrog
(Damn proud of my deployed soldier!)
To: jedi150
One suspects that all of this virgin vs. non-virgin, slutty appearance, bad-girl image is part of a carefully cultivated image planned by Britney's agent and publicist.
Her image has changed several times in her surprisingly long show-biz career.
Maybe her off-the-job, real life is that of a very ordinary young woman.
To: jedi150
Who cares! It isn't a surprise...there are some really...really desperate men out there and some with three paper bags at that!
24 posted on
07/10/2003 5:53:03 AM PDT by
Redleg Duke
(Stir the pot...don't let anything settle to the bottom where the lawyers can feed off of it!)
To: jedi150
What a wasted life and only 21. No amount of money is worth living such a shallow life for but I guess that's the price she's paying. She doesn't seem to be liking the price though.
Playing to the lusts of the world is very fleeting. I pity her.
25 posted on
07/10/2003 5:54:53 AM PDT by
Smittie
To: jedi150
To: jedi150
Those drugs do it every time.
29 posted on
07/11/2003 1:09:57 PM PDT by
joybelle
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