You Know You're From Oklahoma (Okie Humor Alert!)

[annyokie]

You know you're from Oklahoma if:

1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, and Chickasha.

2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states are sissies.

3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

4 Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

6. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

7. Stores don't have bags; they have sacks.

8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.

9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.

10. You use "fix" as a verb. Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

11. You know all four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, Still Summer,and Christmas.

12. You measure distance in minutes.

13. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."

14. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died in an airplane crash.

15. You actually get these jokes and tell them to your friends.

Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever had this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."

[Squantos]

Brother Dave ?!?!??

[gcruse]

Rejoice Dear Heart....Click on Brother Dave
a pick a .wav.

[Squantos]

Ok I peeked but didn't see the RC/Moon Pie connection ! My Dad used to play pool at Shorty's on River Road and sat me up next a radio on a shelf on the wall with a RC and a Moon pie as he said he could'nt watch me an play at the same time . That shelf was 6 foot up and I just sat there eatin my moon pie at the ripe old age of 4 years.......me , not the moon pie !

Stay Safe !

[bellevuesbest]

You know how to tell a rich Okie from a poor one?

They have 2 mattresses tied on top of their car.

[potlatch]

A thread for you!

[bellevuesbest]

According to my dad, you have to go through Bowlegs to get to Edna.

[ErnBatavia]

I've got a couple of his "ablums" tucked away someplace...he was the king!

[ErnBatavia]

One of my favorites is Brother Dave in his Maxine Waters voice...."James Louis!...Get away from that wheelbarrow; you know you don't know nuthin bout machinery!"

[Severa]

Oh damn. My dad says 'motorsickle' and he's from Kentucky. *L* I don't know anyone else that says it that way.

[gcruse]

That's one of my favorites, too. Another one is, "Don't take a poverty away from poor folks. Good gawd, man, it's all they've got left!"

[DollyCali]

What fun! THank you. My brother is from Ok City. Does computer networking for state. I love visiting there.

His son just graduated from Oklahoma School of Science & mathematics.

Love your profile page (and am jealous over the office.. all those computers !!!)

Thanks for the chuckles. I did pass it on to my Ok family & friends.

[annyokie]

You're very welcome!

Your nephew must be very smart. That is one tough school.

There are actually only two computers, but four monitors. Hubby likes to monitor his mail and liked the second monitor he got so much he got one for me as well.

[TEXOKIE]

Thanks for the ping, potlatch! ROFL till it hurts!

Your post 15, annyokie:

ROFL!! Even tho I grew up in Texas, we MUST have been in the same neighborhood!

[annyokie]

You're welcome! I'm fixin to go make supper right now. Hubby is fixin his motorsicle, too. What kind of coke do you like?

[TEXOKIE]

I loooooooooove Brother DAVE!!

From the drama of Julius Caesar
...
"HERE, Julius, HOooooold this!"
"ooooooh"

'cause it hurt 'im.

...

"Et tu Brutus?"

"Naw man, I aint et NUTHIN!"

[TEXOKIE]

LOL! Enjoy your supper, Ms Anny. I always liked Grapette cokes!

Went on a sidetrip a moment ago to your home page and took the tour of your lake home. Just lovely!!

[annyokie]

Thank you! We just took new pix today and will update ASAP.

Have a Grapette on me!

[potlatch]

Knew you'd enjoy it!

[TEXOKIE]

I look forward to the updates! ....and thanks for the coke!! ;-)

[TEXOKIE]

You are beginning to know me well, my friend! ;-)