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Opinions Please! Who is the sexiest Lefty you've ever seen???
May 28, 20o3 | tame

Posted on 05/28/2003 7:53:52 PM PDT by tame



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To: Luis Gonzalez
I love those boots on Pam!
821 posted on 05/29/2003 8:35:27 PM PDT by tame (If I must be the victim of a criminal, please let it be Catwoman! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
I saw the video.

Tommy took care of any spot which may have raised concerns about the possibility of leakage very efficiently.
822 posted on 05/29/2003 8:36:12 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
You saw the video?!?!

Did you have nightmares?
823 posted on 05/29/2003 8:37:12 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Humor is lost on the common people.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
I would probably use you as a punching bag...;-)

See..my charm's workin' already.:)

824 posted on 05/29/2003 8:38:54 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("It's the same ole story, same ole song and dance, my friend")
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To: Dan from Michigan
Well, I only fight with those I like.
825 posted on 05/29/2003 8:39:39 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Humor is lost on the common people.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
No, just some feelings of inadequacy.

But I got over it.
826 posted on 05/29/2003 8:39:52 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
It's a good thing you did. Whew.
827 posted on 05/29/2003 8:40:40 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Humor is lost on the common people.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
BTW, totally ioff-topic, but I just got this in an e-mail and I thought it was funny.

Title: How to impress a woman, How to impress a man.

How to impress a woman:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Buy her candles,
Buy her chocolate,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.

828 posted on 05/29/2003 8:43:21 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: tame
attractive works....

adorable would work too................


830 posted on 05/29/2003 8:44:53 PM PDT by cherry_bomb88 (Leftists are NEVER attractive, no matter how much make up they wear!)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
The eternal, essential difference between women and men!

Now I know what to do on my next date. Finally, I know the secret. Show up naked and bring chicken wings. Okay. Got it.
831 posted on 05/29/2003 8:45:06 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Humor is lost on the common people.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
"A lot of guys like Laurie. I think she looks like she had animal fat pumped into her lips. "

I agree on that one.
832 posted on 05/29/2003 8:45:31 PM PDT by honeygrl
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To: bayou_billy
Ummm hmmm.

Was that an attempt at humor, or what?
833 posted on 05/29/2003 8:45:50 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Humor is lost on the common people.)
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To: Cathryn Crawford
"Now I know what to do on my next date."

Listen, I don't want to shoulder that kind of responsibility.

I'll feel terrible if something I said, or something I suggested messed up a date with someone whom you would consider a "keeper".

Why don't you test the concept on me a few times before going public with it?

834 posted on 05/29/2003 8:47:19 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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How to impress a man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings
Bring a case of beer (Especially Guinness)
835 posted on 05/29/2003 8:48:10 PM PDT by Dan from Michigan ("It's the same ole story, same ole song and dance, my friend")
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To: Cathryn Crawford
World's Worst Male Chauvinist Joke...ready?
837 posted on 05/29/2003 8:48:45 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
But she has no waist. Put a guys head on that body and you have Mango. (SNL skit..or was it MadTV?)
838 posted on 05/29/2003 8:49:08 PM PDT by honeygrl
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To: Dan from Michigan
DUDE!!!!
839 posted on 05/29/2003 8:49:15 PM PDT by Luis Gonzalez (The Ever So Humble Banana Republican)
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To: Luis Gonzalez
You mean, I should just use you as a sort of experiment? I get it. Oh, yes, you're so chivalrous. We Southern women just love that. /sarcasm
840 posted on 05/29/2003 8:49:34 PM PDT by Cathryn Crawford (Humor is lost on the common people.)
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