[Luis Gonzalez]

"Now I know what to do on my next date."

Listen, I don't want to shoulder that kind of responsibility.

I'll feel terrible if something I said, or something I suggested messed up a date with someone whom you would consider a "keeper".

Why don't you test the concept on me a few times before going public with it?

[Cathryn Crawford]

You mean, I should just use you as a sort of experiment? I get it. Oh, yes, you're so chivalrous. We Southern women just love that. /sarcasm