[Luis Gonzalez]

BTW, totally ioff-topic, but I just got this in an e-mail and I thought it was funny.

Title: How to impress a woman, How to impress a man.

How to impress a woman:

Wine her,
Dine her,
Call her,
Hug her,
Support her,
Hold her,
Surprise her,
Compliment her,
Smile at her,
Listen to her,
Laugh with her,
Cry with her,
Romance her,
Believe in her,
Cuddle with her,
Shop with her,
Give her jewelry,
Buy her flowers,
Buy her candles,
Buy her chocolate,
Hold her hand,
Write love letters to her,
Go to the end of the earth and back again for her.

How to impress a man:

Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings.

[Cathryn Crawford]

The eternal, essential difference between women and men!

Now I know what to do on my next date. Finally, I know the secret. Show up naked and bring chicken wings. Okay. Got it.

[Dan from Michigan]

How to impress a man:
Show up naked.
Bring chicken wings
Bring a case of beer (Especially Guinness)

[tame]

How to impress a man:

Show up naked.

Bring chicken wings.

Lol!