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Word For the Day, 5/26/03, Memorial Day
5/26/03

Posted on 05/26/2003 4:30:52 AM PDT by Bella_Bru

WFTD's Memorial Day BBQ

Today, we are not having a WFTD. Instead, we are going to have a BBQ. Music, food, beer, and fun. :-) So, relax, enjoy yourselves, because tomorrow there will be a pop quiz.



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To: Bella_Bru; xsmommy; Gabz; RikaStrom
Hehehe...

The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure. As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?"

The Cowboy says "well, it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her....so I did. We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt....so I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants...so I did. Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says "Now go to town cowboy.....And here I am."

61 posted on 05/26/2003 1:19:59 PM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: Eala
You can almost hear the murmurings of the old soldier graveyards, can't you?
62 posted on 05/26/2003 1:39:18 PM PDT by secret garden (Go Spurs Go! One more win and then to the finals!)
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To: maxwell; Bella_Bru; xsmommy; Gabz; RikaStrom
A young cowboy rides into town, ties up his horse, and walks into the saloon. He walks up to the bartender and orders a whiskey and a beer. He doesn't speak to anyone else but just stands there with his drinks.

The townsfolk immediately notice that he is dressed differently. Everything he is wearing is made out of brown paper. Brown paper pants, shirt, jacket, chaps, and even brown paper boots. They look outside and notice that his horse has a brown paper saddle and a brown paper blanket roll.

About the time the cowboy is finishing his drinks, the sheriff walks in. "Sorry to do this son, but I'm going to have to arrest you." "What's the charge sheriff?"

"Rustling."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

63 posted on 05/26/2003 1:40:34 PM PDT by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: LonePalm; RikaStrom
You two are making me hungry. And jealous that my cooking couldn't even approach your efforts.
64 posted on 05/26/2003 1:42:22 PM PDT by secret garden (Go Spurs Go! One more win and then to the finals!)
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To: LonePalm
A Cowboy sat sipping his whiskey and a young woman sat down and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle, so I guess I am." Then he asked, "How about you?"

She said, "I'm gay. I spend my whole day thinking about women."

A little later a man sat down on the other side and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?"

The Cowboy replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I am gay..."

65 posted on 05/26/2003 1:58:55 PM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: RikaStrom
The only neighbors we have is the farm across the road - and they are very nice folks.
66 posted on 05/26/2003 3:29:13 PM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers = personification of everything wrong in this country)
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To: LonePalm
BOOOOOOOOO HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

That one is bad.
67 posted on 05/26/2003 3:31:10 PM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers = personification of everything wrong in this country)
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To: secret garden
I bet your cooking is just as good as anyone else here.......and probably better than some!!!!!!!!!
68 posted on 05/26/2003 3:34:21 PM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers = personification of everything wrong in this country)
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To: maxwell
Not much better than LPs. You're slipping Max.
69 posted on 05/26/2003 3:35:17 PM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers = personification of everything wrong in this country)
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To: LonePalm; maxwell
Oh boo hiss! ROFLOL
70 posted on 05/26/2003 3:43:56 PM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: secret garden
Thanks Miss SG.

Give the shrimp a try, easy, soooo easy to make. :-)

71 posted on 05/26/2003 3:44:38 PM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: Gabz; maxwell
Max has slipped. Right around the bend. ;-)
72 posted on 05/26/2003 3:45:13 PM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: Gabz
Hey nice number, chick... ;)

Well I've been a bit preoccupied lately, you might say. Jobhunting will do that to ya.

Well, it's SH!T...That's right, SH!T!

Sh!t may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:

You can be sh!t faced,
sh!t out of luck,
or have sh!t for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your sh!t together,
find a place for your sh!t
or decide to sh!t or get off the pot.

You can smoke sh!t,
buy sh!t,
sell sh!t,
lose sh!t,
find sh!t,
forget sh!t,
and tell others to eat sh!t and die.

Some people know their sh!t,
while others can't tell the difference between sh!t and sh!neola.

There are lucky sh!ts,
dumb sh!ts,
crazy sh!ts,
and sweet sh!ts.

There is bull sh!t,
horse sh!t and
chicken sh!t.

You can throw sh!t,
sling sh!t,
catch sh!t,
shoot sh!t,
or duck when sh!t hits the fan.

You can give a sh!t or
serve sh!t on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep sh!t
or be happier than a pig in sh!t.

Some days are colder than sh!t,
some days are hotter than sh!t,
and some days are just plain sh!tty.

Some music sounds like sh!t,
things can look like sh!t,
and there are times when you feel like sh!t.

You can have too much sh!t,
not enough sh!t,
the right sh!t,
the wrong sh!t or
a lot of weird sh!t.

You can carry sh!t,
have a mountain of sh!t,
or find yourself up sh!t's creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to sh!t
and other times you fall in a bucket of sh!t
and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of creation.

And remember, once you know your sh!t,
you don't need to know anything else!

You could pass this along, if you give a SH!T!

73 posted on 05/26/2003 3:49:42 PM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: RikaStrom; Gabz; LonePalm
[sulk] FINE... I'm gonna hit the bar...

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual (later discovered to be a public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.

Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

74 posted on 05/26/2003 3:51:39 PM PDT by maxwell (Well I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation...)
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To: RikaStrom
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
75 posted on 05/26/2003 4:04:49 PM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers = personification of everything wrong in this country)
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To: maxwell; hobbes1; dubyaismypresident; CholeraJoe; VRWCmember; TheGrimReaper; EODGUY; Eala; ...
A Memorial Day gift for the croqs. An advertisement for Colombia. I know it's got nothing to do with Memorial Day, but who cares?


You're welcome.

76 posted on 05/26/2003 4:08:23 PM PDT by Argh
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To: maxwell
You can be sh!t faced,

Easy Halloween costume - peanut butter with pieces of toilet paper in it!!!!!!!!!!!

77 posted on 05/26/2003 4:11:10 PM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers = personification of everything wrong in this country)
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To: maxwell
Enjoy yourself - hopefully more than we've enjoyed your stale jokes today (j/k)
78 posted on 05/26/2003 4:12:10 PM PDT by Gabz (anti-smokers = personification of everything wrong in this country)
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To: maxwell
ROFLOL! Oh Max, that's baaaaaad!

C'mere Sweetie, I'll buy you a drink.

79 posted on 05/26/2003 5:10:36 PM PDT by RikaStrom
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To: Argh
Ay chihuahua!!!
80 posted on 05/26/2003 5:56:04 PM PDT by TheGrimReaper (o)(o)
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